Analyze this.

[milestogo]

[jberryhill]

1. Looks like we just lost San Francisco

[underpants]

3. Win!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

8. Lol. You crack me up.

[lunatica]

11. LOL!

[milestogo]

16. It took me 2 hours to get it.

Midwesterner here.

[jberryhill]

18. Well, yeah

With a quake that large, two hours for you to feel it is about right.

I thought the last big midwestern quake was the one that collapsed the St. Louis Space Needle. It’s a fitting monument to the victims that St. Louis left it that way.

[Kirk Lover]

2. The subject is being deceptive.

[underpants]

4. ...and honey this is how little sharks are made

[milestogo]

5. I see the signature of someone who doesn't know who he is.

He makes a lot of noise, but underneath the noise, there is no real identity.

[Marie Marie]

6. Psycopath

[Stinky The Clown]

7. Code Blue. Get the defibrillator!! He's crashing!!!!

[jberryhill]

13. Zing!

Let’s hear it, ladies and gentlemen, for Stinky and the DC Arrythmia section.

[LuckyCharms]

9. That is the signature of a man...

who is furiously masturbating with his non-dominant hand in order to feel "something different", while trying to sign his name with his dominant hand after he accidentally got some "pleasure lube" on the pen and it is sliding through his fingers.

[lame54]

10. They look like hoods

[jberryhill]

15. Its a Klan rally with a three man basketball squad behind a white fence

[Corgigal]

12. Wasn't me

[Laura PourMeADrink]

14. I used to study handwriting analysis...his heavy and angular signature denotes anguish and

energy - pot about to boil over.

[milestogo]

17. And that's on a good day.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

19. Next prez...tax returns and handwriting analysis! Nt