Whenever you come across one, just go ahead and hand this out as needed...

[MrScorpio]

I'm sure that the next few months will be a pain for them.

[roscoeroscoe]

1. Heck

Just use an Army hurt feelings report.

Check the box requesting a blankie

[BumRushDaShow]

2. You can get 500 cards

for just $10 from Vistaprint.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

3. May as well have Hillary and Obama check boxes, too.

Save them some hard thinking.

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[angrychair]

4. Dont forgot George!

George Soros! He has worked very hard at subverting America damnit!!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

5. K&R. You're right.

We must have our own token billionaire for them to demonize to counter our hits on the Koch brothers. Fair is fair!

..... ........

[FakeNoose]

10. Don't forget Nancy Pelosi

She'll be getting her own card pretty soon, I think!
That's if our plans for the Blue Tsunami come to fruition.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

12. Another thing.

Just like getting a new wardrobe when one gets a new job, I'm sure Nancy will insist on a new set of right-wing conspiracy theories from Faux, Sinclaire, Limbaugh, and Jones. No more of those trite, worn-out old ones. Make them hit "reset".

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[liberalla]

6. Oh boy... I need some of these...

quite a few at work...

[Jamaal510]

7. K&R

[eleny]

8. Darnit!

I can't Rec this thread twice!

[Vinca]

9. You're making the assumption they can read.

[FakeNoose]

11. Most of them can read, when they choose to

... but very few have a sense of humor.