"When I said 'fixer,' I meant 'handy man.'" . . . Please come CAPTION Michael Cohen!!!

[skip fox]

Michael ("My mind is sleeping with the fishes" ) Cohen is saying: "No, no, Bill. You got that just a little bit wrong. . . . . I said I would take a bullet train for Donald Trump. . . . You know, in case he wanted me to get somewhere in a hurry."

[PatSeg]

1. All I ever hear when I see his face is

"Sez who?"

[skip fox]

2. M.C. continues:

"'Flip?' . . . Are you kidding? . . . Just call me a pancake that's half-way home."

[ananda]

3. We sillyass snotworms gotta stick together.

nt

[RainCaster]

4. I use his second hand Cheeto dust because it makes me feel closer to my hero

[underpants]

5. In mid thought Cohen thinks he hears an ambulance and reverts to his chasing days

[dembotoz]

6. mueller told me i will soon have to be careful picking up soap in the shower....don't know why????

[skip fox]

7. I likethis, and it doesn't bother me a bit, but

be aware that there are some who might hit the Alert button on this as a stereotypical gay joke.

[dembotoz]

8. Elsewhere on du is a post about the Comey memo

Talking about reporter intimidating, throwing them in prison where they could make a new friend. I would post a reference but I am doing this on my phone, not my laptop, so my capabilities are limited. I appreciate your candor and wise counsel, but with trump, where are the limits.

[skip fox]

9. You're right! Precisely.

And as an old, experimental writer I'd argue for using the full palette of colors (phrases, ideas, gags), limiting my practice only by race and sex. So I'd "have your back, as they say, regardless. But they've piled on me in the past. I went to jury maybe 4 times, winning 3. Pushing the edge which is what a writer does.

But disallowing this for you would also be to miss this most recent story of prison rape and Trump's sump of an imagination, talk about a fever swamp, a twisted wet dream inside a snarling lack hole. (There, . . . I am at it again.)

[dembotoz]

10. Remember when things were simple

By the by
I do enjoy the caption this thing you do.
Makes me ponder
...

[skip fox]

12. My journal has more CAPTIONs.

There used to be 4-6 of us posing photos, writing CAPTIONs to each others postings, etc.

[Blue_true]

11. That guy looks coked up. nt