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Sun Apr 22, 2018, 08:33 AM

So, what did our last real President say to Melania to make her smile? List your guesses....

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Is he still wearing tighty whities?

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Reply So, what did our last real President say to Melania to make her smile? List your guesses.... (Original post)
machoneman Apr 2018 OP
monmouth4 Apr 2018 #1
KY_EnviroGuy Apr 2018 #2
Ohiogal Apr 2018 #3
Achilleaze Apr 2018 #7
NightWatcher Apr 2018 #4
malaise Apr 2018 #6
PatSeg Apr 2018 #8
SayItLoud Apr 2018 #9
smirkymonkey Apr 2018 #10
Rhiannon12866 Apr 2018 #28
Kaleva Apr 2018 #5
dalton99a Apr 2018 #11
ornotna Apr 2018 #12
USALiberal Apr 2018 #13
grantcart Apr 2018 #14
Trust Buster Apr 2018 #15
jrthin Apr 2018 #16
shanny Apr 2018 #17
machoneman Apr 2018 #20
Greybnk48 Apr 2018 #18
Hoyt Apr 2018 #19
lame54 Apr 2018 #21
blake2012 Apr 2018 #22
Books_Tea_Alone Apr 2018 #23
raven mad Apr 2018 #24
GoCubsGo Apr 2018 #30
longship Apr 2018 #32
area51 Apr 2018 #25
tirebiter Apr 2018 #26
Hassin Bin Sober Apr 2018 #27
TheBlackAdder Apr 2018 #29
dembotoz Apr 2018 #31
honest.abe Apr 2018 #33
Tarc Apr 2018 #34
ChoppinBroccoli Apr 2018 #35
COLGATE4 Apr 2018 #36
Dyedinthewoolliberal Apr 2018 #37
Rustyeye77 Apr 2018 #38
NCTraveler Apr 2018 #39

Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 08:34 AM

1. He was listing hiding places in the WH where she could bury the body..nt

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 08:45 AM

2. We left weapons-grade Chicago cockroaches in the kitchen, and...

the flea infestation was from Bo, but Joe started it when he brought his dog to visit.

...... ..........

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 08:49 AM

3. "So what's Lard Ass doing today?"

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Response to Ohiogal (Reply #3)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 08:56 AM

7. "He*s squandering another $3 million of taxpayer money goofing off. As usual." - Malania (R)

* aka republican draft-Dodger-in-Chief





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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 08:52 AM

4. He told her "for a laugh,knock on the bathroom door and yell FBI!"

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 08:55 AM

6. Who can top this?

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 08:56 AM

8. Okay

That's a winner!

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 08:59 AM

9. Better than

X Lax

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 09:03 AM

10. OMG, that would be hilarious!

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #4)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 05:44 AM

28. ROFL! I can't top that!

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 08:54 AM

5. "You are just a bucket or two of KFC away from being free!"

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Response to Kaleva (Reply #5)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 09:08 AM

11. +1. "Feed him more"

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 09:18 AM

12. What do think of the size of these hands?

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 09:21 AM

13. "I bet you are glad to be here on your own without your idiotic husband"

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 09:25 AM

14. "When he says Michael Cohen definitely isn't flipping, I was wondering if you guys knew another

Michael Cohen that the rest of us don't know about".

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 09:43 AM

15. Is everything else as short as his fingers ?

 

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 10:00 AM

16. Are you still a birther? nt

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 10:16 AM

17. fwiw, "tighty" whities

 

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Response to shanny (Reply #17)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 12:51 PM

20. Thx! Fixed it.....

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 10:25 AM

18. Enjoying your day in the sun, away from the vulgar HOG? n/t

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 11:18 AM

19. O: You know your husband is going to jail, right. Melania: Yes, I know, isn't it great.

I saw that on another meme.

My first thought was -- "Melania, Michelle and i can get you into protective custody when you are ready."

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 12:56 PM

21. Don't worry. KFC will do it's job

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 12:59 PM

22. Malia told me. You better not be wearing that to my school

 

Kids are great arenít they?

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Sun Apr 22, 2018, 01:18 PM

23. He will die in prison along with Jarvanka, Uday & Ursay

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 02:55 AM

24. It'll be over soon, and you come over to dinner, okay?

MY POTUS is a gracious, compassionate and insightful man, and his FLOTUS is just the world's best. Period. I miss them.

Had Melania's back AT THE INAUGURATION. They knew what she was in for. I truly don't think she had a clue then. Bet she does now.

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Response to raven mad (Reply #24)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 07:57 AM

30. He told her, "Michelle and I still have your back.

We've made arrangements. We'll get you and Barron safely out of there when the shit hits the fan."

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Response to raven mad (Reply #24)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 08:36 AM

32. What an extraordinary photograph!

And on Drumpf's Inauguration Day no less.

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 03:17 AM

25. "Impeachment is coming."

Hey, I can dream.

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 04:22 AM

26. "I !left the choom in the top drawer of the desk in the oval office.

I figured Donny would never look that far for anything."
Some of the best Maui wowee, enjoy

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 05:35 AM

27. Maybe she is just relieved hair doesnt smell like matted down parts of skunk-ass, Grecian formula,

... and industrial glue.

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 07:49 AM

29. Where's Donald? Are his bone spurs acting up again?

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 08:02 AM

31. If Cohen handles the divorce u will get everything

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 09:06 AM

33. Having fun yet?

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 09:14 AM

34. "Hello Melania, how are you today, you and Barron adjusting to living in the White House?" etc...

Yep, something as simple as that; polite, taking an interest in her and her family's well-being. Not a single "I" or "me" to be found, just a man interested in conversing with her and not measuring her up for sex or to be a fashion accessory on his arm at a public event.

She got a glimpse of how genuine people treat others, that's enough to to elicit a smile.

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 09:44 AM

35. I Saw A Tweet Yesterday With The Greatest Caption Ever For This Photo

It said, "Don't worry, Melania. A felony conviction voids a pre-nup."

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 11:09 AM

36. "The CIA told me that they have found out that

Donald is now totally impotent".

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 11:14 AM

37. I'll bet he gets on his knees and begs to have sex with you.

Am I right?

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 02:00 PM

38. " Do those GOLDEN SHOWERS thing bother you ?"

" If you need a place to stay, just call me"

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Response to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 02:09 PM

39. They simply showed her respect and spoke to her as if she were FLOTUS. nt

 

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