So, what did our last real President say to Melania to make her smile? List your guesses....

[machoneman]

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Is he still wearing tighty whities?

[monmouth4]

1. He was listing hiding places in the WH where she could bury the body..nt

[KY_EnviroGuy]

2. We left weapons-grade Chicago cockroaches in the kitchen, and...

the flea infestation was from Bo, but Joe started it when he brought his dog to visit.

...... ..........

[Ohiogal]

3. "So what's Lard Ass doing today?"

[Achilleaze]

7. "He*s squandering another $3 million of taxpayer money goofing off. As usual." - Malania (R)

* aka republican draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[NightWatcher]

4. He told her "for a laugh,knock on the bathroom door and yell FBI!"

[malaise]

6. Who can top this?

[PatSeg]

8. Okay

That's a winner!

[SayItLoud]

9. Better than

X Lax

[smirkymonkey]

10. OMG, that would be hilarious!

[Rhiannon12866]

28. ROFL! I can't top that!

[Kaleva]

5. "You are just a bucket or two of KFC away from being free!"

[dalton99a]

11. +1. "Feed him more"

[ornotna]

12. What do think of the size of these hands?

[USALiberal]

13. "I bet you are glad to be here on your own without your idiotic husband"

[grantcart]

14. "When he says Michael Cohen definitely isn't flipping, I was wondering if you guys knew another

Michael Cohen that the rest of us don't know about".

[Trust Buster]

15. Is everything else as short as his fingers ?

[jrthin]

16. Are you still a birther? nt

[shanny]

17. fwiw, "tighty" whities

[machoneman]

20. Thx! Fixed it.....

[Greybnk48]

18. Enjoying your day in the sun, away from the vulgar HOG? n/t

[Hoyt]

19. O: You know your husband is going to jail, right. Melania: Yes, I know, isn't it great.

I saw that on another meme.

My first thought was -- "Melania, Michelle and i can get you into protective custody when you are ready."

[lame54]

21. Don't worry. KFC will do it's job

[blake2012]

22. Malia told me. You better not be wearing that to my school

Kids are great aren’t they?

[Books_Tea_Alone]

23. He will die in prison along with Jarvanka, Uday & Ursay

[raven mad]

24. It'll be over soon, and you come over to dinner, okay?

MY POTUS is a gracious, compassionate and insightful man, and his FLOTUS is just the world's best. Period. I miss them.

Had Melania's back AT THE INAUGURATION. They knew what she was in for. I truly don't think she had a clue then. Bet she does now.

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[GoCubsGo]

30. He told her, "Michelle and I still have your back.

We've made arrangements. We'll get you and Barron safely out of there when the shit hits the fan."

[longship]

32. What an extraordinary photograph!

And on Drumpf's Inauguration Day no less.

[area51]

25. "Impeachment is coming."

Hey, I can dream.

[tirebiter]

26. "I !left the choom in the top drawer of the desk in the oval office.

I figured Donny would never look that far for anything."
Some of the best Maui wowee, enjoy

[Hassin Bin Sober]

27. Maybe she is just relieved hair doesnt smell like matted down parts of skunk-ass, Grecian formula,

... and industrial glue.

[TheBlackAdder]

29. Where's Donald? Are his bone spurs acting up again?

[dembotoz]

31. If Cohen handles the divorce u will get everything

[honest.abe]

33. Having fun yet?

[Tarc]

34. "Hello Melania, how are you today, you and Barron adjusting to living in the White House?" etc...

Yep, something as simple as that; polite, taking an interest in her and her family's well-being. Not a single "I" or "me" to be found, just a man interested in conversing with her and not measuring her up for sex or to be a fashion accessory on his arm at a public event.

She got a glimpse of how genuine people treat others, that's enough to to elicit a smile.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

35. I Saw A Tweet Yesterday With The Greatest Caption Ever For This Photo

It said, "Don't worry, Melania. A felony conviction voids a pre-nup."

[COLGATE4]

36. "The CIA told me that they have found out that

Donald is now totally impotent".

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

37. I'll bet he gets on his knees and begs to have sex with you.

Am I right?

[Rustyeye77]

38. " Do those GOLDEN SHOWERS thing bother you ?"

" If you need a place to stay, just call me"

[NCTraveler]

39. They simply showed her respect and spoke to her as if she were FLOTUS. nt