Trump says he's been too busy to get Melania a birthday present

[Le Gaucher]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/26/politics/melania-trump-birthday-present/index.html

President Donald Trump admitted on Fox News that he's been too busy to get a birthday gift for his wife, first lady Melania Trump, who turned 48 years old Thursday.

When asked during a telephone interview on Fox & Friends what Trump bought the first lady for her birthday he responded with a laugh," Well, I better not get into that 'cause I may get in trouble. Maybe I didn't get her so much."

Gee -- What could he be so busy with that he didn' t have time to ask an aide to get a gift for his wife.


Watching TV , Tweeting, Cohen, Bob Mueller ??


Or maybe he doesn't give a shit about her.

[Vinca]

1. He's a disgusting pig. If he gave her anything it would probably be a picture of him.

[Le Gaucher]

4. or the picture of his junk

[Vinca]

8. You mean a "miniature?"

[Le Gaucher]

10. Or it will carry a disclaimer fine print " Enlarged to show details"

[OriginalGeek]

13. he only lets her view it through a passenger side mirror

[lunatica]

19. Mouse over for enlargement instructions

[krypto]

35. I think he bought this one for her....

https://postimg.cc/image/tdqnzo911/

[Sanity Claws]

2. With all those aides around him

He could have asked one of them to get her something.
Even husbands who don't care about their wives do that.

[lunatica]

20. Michael Cohn is too busy

[EffieBlack]

41. He had someone get her a card

We know HE didn't go anywhere to get it.

[brooklynite]

3. What about one of those presidential seal medallions he ordered for his golf courses?

I understand they make great coasters.

[TheBlackAdder]

31. "Melania, what would you like for your birthday? I'll send Kellyanne out!" Mel: "A FUCKING DIVORCE!"

.

Dolt: "I'm too busy for that!"

.

[Ohiogal]

5. Disgusting pig never thinks of anyone else but himself.

[smirkymonkey]

45. I know. How much effort would it take him to just send someone else out to pick her up

a nice bauble. Especially for all the shit he has put her through lately? What a selfish, repulsive pig he is. I really hope she can find a good lawyer and takes him to the cleaners. I don't think highly of her, but I would love to see her get the better of him and take off with their son.

[appleannie1943]

6. Playing golf? Or trying to score on his other field of play?

[NewJeffCT]

7. don't forget - he also spends a lot of time golfing

In all that time on the golf course, tweeting and watching Fox & Friends, he never had time to click on a few links from Amazon to order her a present? Oh, wait...

[RandySF]

9. He gave something this morning when he was on Fox and Friends

[Kirk Lover]

11. Uh oh...no nooky nooky for donnie dotard. I mean I'm sure with all the Stormy stuff swirling around

she probably can't keep her hands off of him..and now with the no gift...boy is he in for a night tonight! I guarantee there will be no tweeting tonight folks...this guy is gonna be busy for at least 2 minutes.

[lindysalsagal]

12. Ahhh- The good old days-When all she had to do was ride the elevator and smile....

No, he doesn't owe her a thing. He just wears her on his arm to prop up his pathetic insecurity.

When this is all over, she'll clean up on the movie rights, the book deal, the lectures, the merchandise....

[RockRaven]

14. He could have gone shopping when she was at Barbara Bush's funeral

but lazy Donald went golfing instead. Shopping probably involved too much walking. They don't let you take your cart into the stores.

[July]

15. He's trying to embarrass her.

And/or to treat "her" day as unimportant to his busy, busy 🙄 self.

[PJMcK]

16. I tried that with my ex-wife (n/t)

[LakeArenal]

17. Why didnt he have his BFF bring something from Paris

Tres Chic!!

[mercuryblues]

18. Birthdays are not a surprise

It comes on the same date every year. He was on vacation all of last week, he couldn't pick up the phone and call tiffany's jewelers? or send one of his aids out to get something? He couldn't walk into the gift shop at his own hotel and tell the employee, hey pick out something nice for my wife's birthday, wrap it and send it up to my room?

He is the President of the United States. Any number of businesses would jump at the chance to hand deliver a gift, all wrapped up and a card for him.

[Ilsa]

22. Somebody probably reminded him this morning.

Or maybe it showed up on hos Google calendar this morning.

[lunatica]

25. He could get them to bring the merchandise

to him. Lots of famous people shop that way because it’s impossible to go to the stores incognito. In his case he would have to take his security entourage and shut down traffic and the entire Mall just to shop in one store.

He probably never shops in any stores for any of his family. He’s too exposed to being mobbed or pitchforked or yelled at.

[mercuryblues]

30. IKR

Many celebs go after hours to shop. Pretty sure any store would have opened up for him, just for the publicity.

[lunatica]

36. Of course.

My point is he has no excuse, other than he’s fired everyone who would have reminded him or they’ve quit. His daughter could have reminded him. Most families remind each other of upcoming birthdays. Or he just doesn’t care and never expected anyone to bring it up.

[Ilsa]

21. It was probably an e-card. nt

[FreepFryer]

23. What do you buy your RIS handler? Whatever you do dont go to Jared. You might self-incriminate! nt

[Ilsa]

24. "Alexa, order something expensive for Melania's birthday on my

Amazon Prime account, next day delivery."

"Oh, wait, I'd rather piss her off than give Jeff B any more business."

[lunatica]

26. You forgot he hates Bezos!

[Ilsa]

28. I didn't forget! See the next line about Jeff B? nt

[lunatica]

29. I didnt connect Jeff with Bezos

That makes your post even better!

[Ilsa]

33. And here I thought my e-card comment was good. (up 3 or 4 replies) nt

[lunatica]

43. Yeah, but I didnt misread that one!

Maybe he added singing and dancing hearts in it in case he forgot Valentines Day too.

[gratuitous]

27. Damn that Chris Christie!

Too busy to run errands for Donnie anymore, Chris?

Notice how none of the Fox-bots said, "Too busy, Sir? Doing what, exactly?"

[The Genealogist]

32. Not even a bottle of Jean Nate from the 24 hour Walgreen?

Honestly I'm not surprised. As you suggest, he doesn't give a shit about her. After all, she's not him.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

34. Gee, doesn't he have time to pick up something at the golf gift shop at Mar-A-Lago?

I would expect she'd be thrilled with a couple of Trump balls, so she could practice cutting them off.



This an actual product available at Walmart.

[3catwoman3]

38. Oh, very, very good!

Thread winner, IMO.

[NCjack]

37. What did he get Stormy? Probably will get M the same. nt

[Freethinker65]

39. Use Amazon Prime to get her some Ivanka made in China crap.

[EffieBlack]

40. But he had time to buy her a card? When exactly did he do that?

What an absolute jerk.

It's bad enough he doesn't give a shit about his wife. But, even worse, is how he makes a point of telling the world.

[ProudLib72]

42. Why not half a dozen yellow roses?

to remind her of his hair.


And hooker pee.

[mitch96]

44. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

or is it no SEX for you!!!

m

[smirkymonkey]

46. I wonder what he gets Ivanka for her birthday?

Would be interesting to know.

[Bradshaw3]

47. He doesn't give two shits about her

She is a piece of property to him.

[onecent]

48. What he gave her was an interview on FOX News....

and acts LIKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT WILL BRING A BIG SMILE TO HER FACE.

[HipChick]

49. Maybe he let her see her security boyfriend that she was knocking off before

Because he can't get it up anymore...