If this shit wasn't so serious, the jokes would write themselves...

[MrScorpio]

[Docreed2003]

1. That pic...ugh

[LudwigPastorius]

5. I know.

It looks like Pence is violating a small, fluffy, farm animal.

[Martin Eden]

6. At first I didn't realize those were his fingers under his chin

A gross neck wrinkle would look better than religious hypocrisy.

[busterbrown]

21. My thought as well..

Turkey Neck!

[calimary]

29. I thought it was a turkey neck too!

As befitting one of the biggest turkeys in DC.

[oasis]

2. Defenders of LIES.

[RKP5637]

3. Pence seriously scares me. He's a cut straight from the dark ages and evil religion.

I always view him as a disciple of evilness. Frankly, I would rather see Trump continue than Pence as president. Trump is scary as hell too, but wacky. Pence will undermine civil liberties in this country even more than Trump IMO.

[yardwork]

7. I agree with you.

[Pepsidog]

15. Jesus would be afraid of this mommy loving religious freak

[Shrike47]

4. Forced birth, you mean. Once they are born, they can starve to death.

[Pepsidog]

19. I really hope their is a hell so these zealots burn for eternity

Pence and the religious right would disgust Jesus as they stand for eveything he was against. Deeds not words is what will count while standing a the pearly gates. I don’t go to church often but I think I’m in good standing with the man upstairs. Is there any member of Trump’s cabinet that can say the same? Self righteous, hypocritical bigots, the whole bunch of them will be standing in line to entree the kingdom of hell.

[OMGWTF]

8. I Can Easily Picture Pence in a Nazi SS Officer's Uniform

Trump is an incompetent, disgusting buffoon and we should be thankful for that, even with all of his ridiculous and horrifying decisions. As president, Pence could do far more damage to the United States and 99% of its citizens, not to mention the rest of the world. He and his ilk really are the fking mole people.

[RKP5637]

26. Exactly! Pence is dangerous as hell. n/t

[rocktivity]

9. Foo-kin-bee-YOO-tee-ful!!!

rocktivity

[FakeNoose]

10. The Resisterhood - I like that name!

That's a group I'd be proud to join.

[erronis]

17. Hope you have room for some XY's.....

Double X challenged.

[NBachers]

11. Praying for the Rapture, where everyone is condemned to an eternity of hideous torture,

except for his own disturbed little flock.

[SCVDem]

12. C'mon November! nt

[Scarsdale]

13. He is correct in one way,

every last one of them is defending their own, priviledged life. Spending taxpayer money at an alarming rate, raking in lobbyists money and bragging about it. Then going before a group of their "peers" and lying about their intent. Cutting benefits for average citizens, denying decent healthcare and retirements. The gop has ALWAYS been for the wealthy, average working class citizens are not considered worthy of their consideration. Pence is a religious FREAK.

[dchill]

22. That's what he meant.

[Ferrets are Cool]

14. K & R

[LiberalLovinLug]

16. Just in time for the new season of the Handmaid's Tale

[erronis]

18. Shouldn't Pence's line read "...that's filled from bottom to bottom..."

Since every one of them has been scraped from the bottom of something.

[BobTheSubgenius]

20. They are also kind of fond of threatening other countries,

and I have no doubt that at least one of them is itching to have his finger on the trigger, so to speak. So there's that.

[lpbk2713]

23. Masters of deceitful doublespeak.

They've been doing it so long it just pours out naturally.

[kag]

24. Translation:

"...filled with hypocritical, self-righteous white men (sorry, Ben, you're just a token to them) who just want to continue forcing any woman they choose to keep her mouth shut and her legs open.

defenders of life = defenders of rape

[smirkymonkey]

25. K&R

[Honeycombe8]

27. What's the date on that? nt

[Amaryllis]

28. THis is why you have to check the source on so many things to determine if they are satire or not.

It didn't used to be that way. "Oh, it's Borowitz, so that means satire." Can't tell from reading it till you know the source.

[pansypoo53219]

30. FETUS HUMPERS. fetuses don't matter after birh.

[raven mad]

31. Every time I hear this crap, I think of a song by Country Joe McDonald...

These assholes love 'em when they're in the womb and after they're old enough to fight wars for profit, but in between???

[RVN VET71]

32. Always loved this song

Had it on a mix tape I played for the boy scouts in my car on an 8 hour drive to summer camp in New York State. I've since lost the tape, but it was a good one with music from the Fugs, the Dead, Jefferson, Spike Jones and even that subversive kids song writer Barry Louis Polisar. By the time we got to camp, the guys were firmly radicalized, denied Jesus, embraced the Dark Force, and pledged their undying allegiance to Chairman Mao and the CPUSA!

(OK, that last sentence is a wee-slight overstatement. But they did enjoy the music. Periodically during the week I could hear our boys singing the "I feel like I'm fixin' to die rag" as they wandered from badge site to badge site. Made me smile, I gotta admit.)

[raven mad]

33. I've always liked truth.

Welcome to DU!

[marble falls]

35. Pretty meh about most tweet/memes but this is the best one in a long time. What a great campaign...

poster in 2020 if the weasel manages to somehow survive Mueller. Good stuff. Truth to power at its best.