I think the Times forgot the most important question of them all.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Mueller: "Please state your full name for the record, Mr. President."

Trump: "David Denniso--I mean, John Barro--Did I say that? Because I meant to say John Mille--Oh crap. Umm...You're fired! Can I do that? Yes, I can do that? You see what I did there, right? It's the whole Apprentice thing. You remember the Apprentice? It's a true fact that the Apprentice got more viewers than any other television show, ever, in the history of television, ever. People might look at me like I'm crazy, but go ahead, look it up. Everyone was saying, that Trump, he knows how to put on a show, and boy did he ever up on a show! No one, and I mean no one, puts on a show like Trump does. It's why so many people come out to my rallies. Millions and millions and millions of people come out to my rallies. And it's always so lovely, so full of love. Nothing at all like the fake news media wants you to believe. Oh, that fake news, they're so fake and phony. You know I bet if it was Crooked Hillary Clinton you were interviewing right now she'd had confessed to all of the stuff she did. All of it. And I'm sure they'd all want to give her a pass. But you have to understand how honest and forthright I am. I am the most honest and forthright and humble--humble!--person you will ever, ever come across. And that's why I won the election in the greatest landslide ever known to man. Say, let me show you a picture of the electoral map....."

[OregonBlue]

1. And all aliases you have been know to use over the years.