Dear ALL OTHER Democratic Senators: I am so sick of the way

[Eliot Rosewater]

the tuna salad tastes at the Senate dining room, get that fixed, will ya!

[Squinch]

1. Eliot, is there something you want to tell us?

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. Yes, stear clear of the tuna salad, it is RANCID!

And no, tuna salad is not a euphemism for anything or anyone, although you DID just give me an idea


or steer clear of the burger? steer? get it?

[Squinch]

3. I thought you were outing yourself as a Senator, but then I saw your other posts.

[Eliot Rosewater]

4. Trust me, no Senator has time to post 300 times a day like me

I do this mostly out of boredom, I guess.

[Squinch]

5. And it is greatly appreciated.

[Eliot Rosewater]

6. Ahh gee, thanks.

[Squinch]

7. .