Dr. Bornstein's medical notes that Trump doesn't want you to see

[marylandblue]

Mr. Trump has multiple severe medical conditions. He is spineless, gutless, brainless and his front and rear ends are interchangeable. There is apparently no cure for these conditions, however, despite these deficits, I have been able to keep him alive with a mixture of amphetamines, steroids and a diet limited to hockey puck hamburgers.

[sprinkleeninow]

1. 'They say' he has custom colour coded skivvies. What I heard.

[forgotmylogin]

4. Did you hear whether the embroidered gold T is in the back or the front?

Or does it really matter? Perhaps Stormy Daniels knows...

[sprinkleeninow]

5. 'It's said' the T is on the front to identify tiny appendages. As in his hands.

The colour coding also helps having them be put on properly.

Yellow in front and brown in back.

[If ma was alive hearing this which I have 'spoken', she'd exclaim, "Daughter of mine!" 🤣]

[lindysalsagal]

2. Recent brain biopsy revealed nothing but...

merde.

[Pepsidog]

3. He has yellow belly coward syndrome too

[jmowreader]

6. Trump's butler had his socks and shoes adorned with the family motto

Or at least the abbreviation of it.

The motto is "Trump is the Grandest In all the Firmament."

And so, on all his footwear you will find, in a discreet place so no one thinks he's bragging, the initials "TGIF."

The butler knows his job, his reputation and perhaps his very survival are all on the line; if Trump ever finds out that really means "toes go in first," the butler has had it.

[Duppers]

7. 😂😂😂

[IluvPitties]

8. I bet Trump and drugs get along quite well...