Borowitz is loving the Endless Comedy Christmas (Trump can't spell subpoena)

[Pluvious]

From New Yorker:
Trump Deletes Nine Tweets While Attempting to Spell “Subpoena”

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump deleted nine tweets early Wednesday morning in a failed attempt to spell the word “subpoena,” a White House source confirmed.

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“I’ve never seen him so enraged,” the source said. “He hates the word ‘subpoena’ more than the E.P.A. hates the words ‘climate’ and ‘change.’ ”

Having been flummoxed in the past while trying to spell such words as “heel” and “tap,” Trump now believes that the word “subpoena” is “out to get him,” the source said.

Speaking to reporters later in the morning, Trump called the word “subpoena” “disgraceful” and said that it had treated him “very unfairly,” but stopped short of threatening to fire it from the dictionary.

(Above is pretty much his entire bit, but here's the link)
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-deletes-nine-tweets-while-attempting-to-spell-subpoena

[Gothmog]

1. I love good satire

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

2. Kick

[S.E. TN Liberal]

3. Borowitz for President-2020

We need his brains and sense of humor.

[longship]

4. Andy Borowitz is priceless!!!