Leaked: President Trump's Planned Speech to Mexico in Spanish for Cinco De Mayo:

[MineralMan]

Buenas tardes, mis enemigos. Hoy, soy el pendejo más grande del mundo. Quiero celebrar su fiesta nacional diciendo: "¡Viva la Inquisición española!" Doy la bienvenida a todos los mexicanos de Honduras a Puerto Rico hoy. Le invitamos a visitar los Estados Unidos, si es muy rico. Los pobres deben permanecer en sus casas.

Only this introductory material was leaked. What the rest of the speech consists of is unknown. Who translated this speech for Trump remains a mystery. For non-Spanish speakers, a translation is available by pasting the text above at this link: https://translate.google.com/

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. LOL

Did I tell you the phrases I used about him on my recent Mexico cruise? Cant remember them but pendejo and so on

I was a HIT


Donald Trump es una basura repugnante.

[brooklynite]

2. You can't fool me...a real Trump tweet would promote the taco bowl at the Trump Grill.

[Eliot Rosewater]

6. Taco trucks on every corner

[malaise]

3. ROFL

[MineralMan]

5. I predict that he will pronounce it badly, but that it will

be clearly understood by his audience.

[malaise]

10. He may cut and paste this

That would be hilarious

[MineralMan]

11. Perfect!

[Chipper Chat]

4. Verdad!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Nadie espera la Inquisicion espanola.

[MineralMan]

8. Tienes rason!

[Docreed2003]

9. What I wouldn't give to hear him say

Soy el pendejo mas grande del mundo

[Demsrule86]

12. Good God, the man can't even speak english particularly well.

[MineralMan]

13. Exactly! A perfect opportunity for pranking.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

[Demsrule86]

15. So true...I can only imagine what he might say.

[central scrutinizer]

14. Roger Waters will provide a musical prelude

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