Names of two Russian women in pee tape have been leaked!

[Orange Free State]

Moscow (Rooters News Service)

Their actual Russian names are not knownat this time but both specialize in the sort of scenario Trump was allegedly involved in in Moscow, and which is said to be popular with some wealthy foreign businessmen.

The two women use the pseudonyms “Amber Sessions” and “Irain Onyou”

According to their peers in the sex trade, they are now in hiding in St. Peetersburg.

The acts were reportedly arranged by a shadowy Cuban-Russian intelligence operative, Juan-Domenico Sonovovich, AKA Juan-Dom Sonovovich.

The Trump administration is reportedly still looking for the source of the leak.

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

1. Who wrote the article?

I.P. Daily?

[Proud Liberal Dem]

11. No

I think that's "I.P. Freely"

[Orange Free State]

13. This was supposed to be secret, but

The author is a cousin of NFL Quarterback Andrew Luck. His name is Urine Luck. He usually writes those weird stream of consciousness type of things but this one flowed nicely and came out well in the end......

[Proud Liberal Dem]

14. LOL

You are hysterical!

[DrDan]

26. Yellow journalism

[Blue Owl]

35. Whoever it was has a very fluid writing style

n/t

[louis-t]

2. "Irain Onyou"

Oh, that's rich. I think they pee on each other. I think that is what the tapes will show.

[Orange Free State]

4. Then maybe there is another one

Yurain Onmetou.

[louis-t]

9. And they're looking for the source of the 'leak'.

Tee Hee.

[malaise]

6. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[democratisphere]

3. LOL! Good one!

[Stallion]

5. Well if the "Rooters News Service" is Reporting This it Must Be True

[fierywoman]

7. May it find its way to Faux Snooze this afternoon.

[asiliveandbreathe]

8. Fur shur - MMs Joel Olstein hit in Houston....

[Orange Free State]

10. It couldn't possibly...could it?

There are a bunch of pee references in there, enough to clue anyone in. But if some idiot picked it up as actual news my life would be complete.....

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. Whole lotta leakin' goin' on... nt

[volstork]

15. "The Yellow River"

by I.P. Freely

[sprinkleeninow]

39. 'Rusty Bedsprings'

By I.P. Nightly.

[still_one]

16. Leaked?

[cyberswede]

32. Depends...

[still_one]

33. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++

who said puns are the lowest form of humor?

[cyberswede]

41. I miss Pinboy3niner

[still_one]

42. same here

[lpbk2713]

17. They are not long for this world.

Vlad will want to protect his puppet. As long as he is a useful idiot.

[S.E. TN Liberal]

18. This affair takes Reagan's "Tinkle-On-Economics" to a whole new level.

You know, the economic theory that says; "those at the top of the economic pyramid will send a golden flow down upon the less fortunate till those at the bottom are drowning in the gold".

[Major Nikon]

19. No worries

Trump's #1 mission is to change the name of the Tea Party to the Pee Party.

[honest.abe]

20. Is there any "yellow cake" involved here?

[Blue Owl]

37. There's a faint smell of ammonia

[Major Nikon]

21. Trump's currently pitching a new reality TV show for his post-impeachment

It's called...

Who Wants to Pee on a Billionaire?

[Iggo]

22. LOL @ "leaked"

[TheBlackAdder]

23. In Russia, female first names generally end with a letter 'A', such as Ivana Kutchokokov.

[Orange Free State]

24. I know that but couldn't think of a way to make it work

But in retrospect, it could have been “Irayna Ponyu”.

[Wwcd]

27. Haaaaha..oh ya that's better

[superpatriotman]

25. Won't somebody think of the children?!

The nightly news is more adult than HBO these days.

[rzemanfl]

28. How soon do you expect to be on Snopes? n/t

[lunasun]

30. ....!

[Chipper Chat]

29. The girls' pimp has been identified too.

His name is "Stien Key Bedd"

[montana_hazeleyes]

31. Well, this is going to

piss someone off!

[FakeNoose]

34. Pee-pee tape!

[Blue Owl]

36. I think they're squatting in St. Peetersburg

n/t

[DFW]

38. Through my Russian connections, I got their real names

Анна Готнокова (Anna Gotnokova) and Юрина Елластримкин (Yurina Yellastrimkin)

Jeff Sessions was going to disbar them from ever getting a visa to enter the USA again, but Trump overruled him, and demanded that subpoenas be issued for their immediate extradition and depositions to be taken at the White House over the course of a week. Due to flight risk, Trump requested that they be sequestered on the second floor residence.

[lindysalsagal]

40. I've heard leaking is a real problem all over "rush-er."

"Rusher- that's what i have to do when I need to pee; I'm a "rusher!"