Track & Field Poop Mystery Solved After NJ Superintendent Caught

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Superintendent Thomas Tramaglini was placed on paid leave after he was arrested for allegedly defecating at Holmdel High School

A New Jersey schools superintendent is facing public defecation charges after police said he was caught pooping near another school's track and football field.

Kenilworth Public Schools said in a Facebook post Thursday that superintendent Thomas Tramaglini was placed on paid leave after he was arrested for allegedly defecating at Holmdel High School on Monday.

"Given the nature of those charges, he asked for and was granted a paid leave of absence. (Leaves can only be without pay in the face of indictments or tenure charges, as a matter of state law.)," the district said in the post.

According to police, a school resource officer and staffers at Holmdel High School began surveiling the track after learning that someone was leaving feces on the track and football field "on a daily basis."

https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/weird/NJ-Superintendent-Accused-of-Pooping-on-High-School-Track-481659861.html

[RockRaven]

1. You know that writing this headline

made a bunch of website/newspaper editors' year. How often do you get to publish something like that?

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

2. 150k a year job

Down the shitter. What a dumb ass.

[ProudLib72]

3. He and Betsy DeVos have something in common

Shitting on schools.

[DFW]

4. But he only did it on one school

DeVos does it on hundreds of thousands of schools, in public. Worse yet, we all know who she is and what she is doing, and yet she continues to do it on a daily basis with total impunity.

[ProudLib72]

5. That's why the Rump needs to replace DeVos with this guy!

Actually physically shitting on schools with absolute impunity! I'm sure the Rump would do it himself it weren't for the fact that running tracks scare him to death because they imply exercise.

[DFW]

6. The thought alone

It would probably send him into hyperventilation.

[procon]

7. Disgusting, shit for brains, immature jerk.

What a stupid way to throw away his whole life and end his career. Even with his past experioesce, he'll be lucky if he can get hired as a pooper scooper the local dog park.

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[Historic NY]

8. He was a serial crapper.

[Still In Wisconsin]

9. Surprised this wasn't included in the weekly Friday news dump.

Sorry.

[dalton99a]

10. He needs professional treatment at a recovery boot camp for public defecation addicts

Step 1. Sit down on a toilet

[Scurrilous]

11. This has the makings of a new track and field event.

The 400 meter turd hurdle.