Sitting here reading about all the crazy ass shit going on

[CelticWinter]

and the crazy ass people pulling it off, and started wondering if there were enough dipshits in this house of horrors to make a deck of cards like they did during the Iraqi war. Lets face it dotard could be the joker, little princess the queen of hearts. jared the jack, Putty the king. Just something fun, totally off the wall and guaranteed to get the neocons panties in such a bunch it would take a week to untie. Awwww early morning thoughts going through my head always gets in me trouble lmao.
Celtic

[underpants]

1. The problem with the Clustertrump is that the cards keep changing

They have a turnover rate like a McDonald's and a vacancy rate like a corporation running off the old timers to hire at cheaper pay.

[CelticWinter]

6. lol

[mercuryblues]

2. They need a UNO

deck for this.

[CelticWinter]

5. lol

[Dave Starsky]

3. You'd need a deck the size of an entire set of Magic cards for this.

Call it Tragic: The Blathering.

[CelticWinter]

4. lol

[dameatball]

7. Mueller already took all the cards.

[Nitram]

8. Celtic, you've just hit on a sure-fire money-maker.

Maybe we could use Jim Carrie's caricatures.

[CelticWinter]

9. maybe nt