"Oh my goodness...I've been paying off a porn queen".

[kpete]

Giuliani said he made @realDonaldTrump aware of paperwork that showed payments were actually reimbursements for Stormy. Trump replied: ‘Oh my goodness, I guess that's what it was for,’” Giuliani said.

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[PJMcK]

1. So that's what my accountant has been spending my money on (n/t)

[C_U_L8R]

2. As if Trump has ever said 'oh my goodness'

in his fucking life. What sleazy liars.

[YessirAtsaFact]

3. Sleazy, obvious liars

[kpete]

4. Exactly!

[Generic Other]

5. Who knew?

I wondered about that 130K charge on my VISA.

[marylandblue]

6. That's almost exactly what I told a cop once

Oh my goodness, I paid $130K for baby powder. He totally believed it.