What 3 words should you say if Rudy Giuliani is your lawyer?

[Botany]

Guilty, your honor.

[Botany]

6. Good one!

Welcome to DU.

jmy

Is bail possible? Also works.

[Lochloosa]

2. You are fired.

[emulatorloo]

3. Shut up, Rudy

[IronLionZion]

4. Go To Hell

[unblock]

5. New lawyer please

[Ferrets are Cool]

7. I have 4

Oh shit, I'm screwed.

[Brother Buzz]

8. Better Call Saul

[CurtEastPoint]

10. I am fucked.

[nocoincidences]

11. I give up.

[Botany]

12. How about?

What about Hillary?

[crazycatlady]

13. noun, verb, 9/11

[Cha]

14. You are FIRED.

[Iggo]

15. I thought this was three, but it turns out it's two: nolo contendere.

[jmowreader]

16. I can't think of three, but eleven come to mind

"Your Honor, I throw myself on the mercy of the court."

[NewJeffCT]

17. "Rudy, You're Fired"

to steal the line from George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin's beer commercials.