Point to the section in the bible which says it's ok to cheat on my wife with a porn star & lie to

[jodymarie aimee]

Brian Krassenstein‏

Dear Evangelicals,

Can you point to the section in the bible which says it's ok to cheat on my wife with a porn star & lie to the American people 3,027 times while grabbing the genitals of another person against their will?

I mean this sounds so much worse than eating shellfish

[IluvPitties]

1. Book of Rudy, 9:11.

[Kirk Lover]

2. That's easy...it's one of those commandments...something about committing adultery and it

being A-OK.

[manor321]

3. Maybe somewhere near the back?

^ That's an old Simpson's joke.

[BarbaRosa]

4. To paraphrase a boss I had once.

He asked me to do something, and I replied -jokingly- "Is that in my contract?" to which he replied "It will be in the morning".

So I'm sure that will be an okey dokey soon enough.

[LakeArenal]

5. The Bible is just mostly guidelines anyway

As per some pirates....

[stopbush]

6. Bible verses to live by:

Ezekiel 23:20: She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse.

[Major Nikon]

9. 1 Kings 12:10 My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins!

[keithbvadu2]

12. Little Marco would be interested in that one.

[Major Nikon]

7. He did offer to pay her

http://www.godrules.net/articles/harlotry.htm

[Drahthaardogs]

8. They says it's like King David and Bathsheba

I Fucking kid you not+

[lindysalsagal]

10. Since when did anyone live by the bible? Luckily, no one, ever. Because it's nonsense.

That's not my problem with them. Hungry, homeless, uneducated, sick kids are my problem with them.

[Mariana]

11. Matthew 12:31

"And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven."

[keithbvadu2]

13. Maybe in one of those early Trump Bible chapters... Corinthian, Doric,Ionic?

[meadowlander]

14. Mulligan 4:45

If a Republican does it, then no man shalst call it a sin.