At this point would a Donald Trump-Roseanne Barr sex tape surprise you?

[Snake Plissken]

It wouldn't surprise me even if it was filmed in a FEMA camp located in a tunnel under a Walmart in Texas.

[Ferrets are Cool]

1. OMG, you just made me throw up in my mouth.

[Archae]

2. Now I need brain bleach.

[backtoblue]

4. Aahhhh!

[Downtown Hound]

5. Yes, but only because Donald would never touch Roseanne. n/t

[Bucky]

7. What if she wore one of those realistic Donald Trump masks?

I'll bet he'd hit that like a bag of wet cement hits a sidewalk

[Downtown Hound]

10. Maybe if it was an Ivanka mask...

[Bucky]

6. And suddenly I'm in favor of press censorship

Please, please, please... Someone cover this up!

[unblock]

8. The word you were looking for is "horrify"

[MineralMan]

9. No, but it would make me lose my lunch.

[cyclonefence]

11. Nah--she's a 4 at best

[Initech]

12. Ewwwwwwwww!!!!

[Bob Loblaw]

13. Donald Trump is the kind of guy

who probably fantasizes about masturbating while he's engaged in intercourse.

[UTUSN]

14. Bwah HAH!1

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

15. Where do get this shit?

I don't enjoy watching others have sex least of all these two.

[RockRaven]

16. Trump's ego wouldn't let him have sex with Roseanne

She isn't a note-worthy enough target of lust/admiration of others for him to have felt superior to others by having done it.

I suspect a lot of the things Trump does, he does because he thinks that's what other people would look at and think "I'm jealous, I wish I had that/could do that."

[Champion Jack]

17. No way she doesn't look anything like Ivanka....

[Takket]

18. Surprise? No. Cause to projectile vomit? Yes.

[lunasun]

19. what? Please no

I do not want to see trump naked but I know I'd have to look just his face wants to make me

[Kaleva]

20. Roseanne pissing on Trump?