Trump Removes Giuliani from Legal Team by Naming Him New White House Doctor

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that has stirred controversy in both legal and medical circles, Donald J. Trump removed Rudy Giuliani from his legal team on Monday by naming him the new White House doctor.

The decision to appoint the former New York mayor to such a key medical position raised eyebrows, in no small part because Giuliani would become the first White House doctor in history not to possess a medical degree.

But, in an official White House briefing to announce the decision, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, pushed back against the criticism of Giuliani’s nonexistent medical credentials. “Rudolph Giuliani is every bit as qualified to be a doctor as he is to be a lawyer,” she said.

Dr. Giuliani hit the ground running in his new job, immediately scheduling an hour-long appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News program to discuss the state of Trump’s health.

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[BumRushDaShow]

1. !!! 😜

[dem4decades]

2. Shouldn't a Doctor know his ass from his elbow?

[guillaumeb]

3. The ass is in the Oval Office.

[Gothmog]

4. I love good satire

[quartz007]

5. Rumor is Rudy does good prostate exams !!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

6. Trump does his own

When he sticks his head up there he can check his prostate and make sure he doesn't have polyps in his colon as well.

[ProudLib72]

7. I thought he was going to replace Carson at HUD

Maybe after he gets some doctorin' experience.