Trump's Lawyers tried a "practice session" for a Mueller interview. It didn't go well.....

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[dhol82]

1. Damn, this just sounds like the beginning of an Onion article.

Sad.

[lunasun]

2. Please let SNL writers read of this event

[Blue_true]

12. The current SNL writers must be living the life.

They don't have to think up anything, just pop on their smartphones and it has fallen into their laps.

[Jim Lane]

22. I have to wonder how some of them will vote if Trump seeks re-election

From the point of view of what's good for the country, they'd agree with us that he has to go... but... but....

There may be some editorial cartoonists in the same boat.

[Blue_true]

24. Hopefully they will choose country over job ease. nt

[RockRaven]

3. LOL

4 hours, 2 questions?

[lame54]

13. The first one was...

" How are you today?"

[KY_EnviroGuy]

17. Second one...

"Please state your name".

......

[Doodley]

4. Surprising, because Trump is normally so good at answering questions.

[manor321]

5. Two questions in four hours?! HA HA HA! n/t

[marylandblue]

6. So Mueller will get to talk to him for 12 days - sweet

I'm sure we will learn a lot from that.

[procon]

7. Ultimately, Trump will have to testify. Not even the president is above the law. nt

[Kirk Lover]

8. Did you say your name was....Ramblin Rose....ramble on baby....settle down easy

Ramble on Muthafucka.

But please do ramble on because now's the time and the time is now to sing your song.

[PatentlyDemocratic]

9. Reminds me of The Simpsons

When the FBI unsuccessfully attempts to train Homer in his new identity:

[PoorMonger]

10. My god

Think of all the lies he must have told on just two questions if it took him that long....

[ProudLib72]

11. The Rump's loquaciousness won't bother Mueller

[keithbvadu2]

14. They worry about the 'perjury trap'. If you tell the truth, there can be no trap.

They worry about the 'perjury trap'.

If you tell the truth, there can be no trap.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

15. Here is the tweet text you failed to include.

A number of DU members are not able to see tweets. Besides, it saves many DU members some time clicking through.

Kyle Griffin
?Verified account @kylegriffin1

In a four-hour prac­tice ses­sion to prepare Trump for possibly testifying in the Russia probe, Trump’s lawyers were only able to walk him through two questions, due to fre­quent interruptions and Trump’s ‘loquacious­ness’, WSJ reports.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

16. "only two questions"

That is their strategy. Run out the clock.

[Scurrilous]

18. 4 hours, 2 questions?

The answer: One eight-ball.

[SergeStorms]

19. Yeah....

if Trump agrees to answer the investigators' questions, even with his lawyers present, Trump will end up confessing to the Kennedy assassinations. Trump just can't keep his big mouth shut, because he always is the smartest person in any room, you know?

What an oafish buffoon.

[IluvPitties]

20. Mueller is licking his chops!

[kimmylavin]

21. "loquaciousness" is too kind a word.

It's just verbal diarrhea.

[smirkymonkey]

25. Exactly. I can't think of anything more exasperating than having to

interview that bullshitter. I don't think I could last 5 minutes with out wanting to slap the shit out of him.

[Corvo Bianco]

26. If Mueller goes to prison for assaulting the president

This turns into a pretty bad year. Restraints for both sounds good 😁

[smirkymonkey]

27. I'm sure he has much more self-control that I do.

Fortunately for all of us.

[raven mad]

23. Hopefully, his attorneys

won't forget his diaper bag and extra bottles......

[SeattleVet]

28. They got through the first question very quickly, though...

"Do you swear that the testimony you are about to give is the truth, the whole....oh, what the hell! Forget it! Let's just go on to the next question."

[SummerSnow]

29. loquaciousness:

talking or tending to talk much or freely; talkative; chattering; babbling; garrulous: a loquacious dinner guest. 2. characterized by excessive talk; wordy



* Oh yeah this is going to be a humdinger