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ResistantAmerican17

(3,777 posts)
Tue May 8, 2018, 08:25 PM May 2018

You know that angry renter.....

......who knows his lease is just about up so he decides to *uck up the place for everyone else after he’s gone? So he pours concrete in the drains, puts fish in the ac vents, pees on the carpet, and does everything he can to make sure the place is uninhabitable. That sure seems to be the tiny handed dotard’s goal for the entire nation. The damage can be fixed, but it’s hard work, expensive, and irritating as hell.

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You know that angry renter..... (Original Post) ResistantAmerican17 May 2018 OP
Sounds about right. nt Ferrets are Cool May 2018 #1
You've nailed it MaryMagdaline May 2018 #2
I'd not thought of it quite that way before, but now that you point it out.. herding cats May 2018 #3
This is exactly what... 3catwoman3 May 2018 #4
And after the eviction and the summary judgement... BBG May 2018 #5
The wort I ever did was put a bass I'd caught in a heating vent as a parting shot. And I had it brewens May 2018 #6
K&R, most of Benedict Donald's actions are going to prop up Russia uponit7771 May 2018 #7
They should place hidden cameras Duppers May 2018 #8

herding cats

(19,549 posts)
3. I'd not thought of it quite that way before, but now that you point it out..
Tue May 8, 2018, 09:42 PM
May 2018

Yeah, that's about right. Except the residence he's trashing is the entire USA and not a small property.

BBG

(2,476 posts)
5. And after the eviction and the summary judgement...
Tue May 8, 2018, 10:02 PM
May 2018

They declare bankruptcy and discharge the award. Yeah, been there, done that. The fuckers even took the mailbox and all the lightbulbs. Sorta makes one nostalgic for the missing W keys on keyboards rumored left for or after the Shrub reign.

brewens

(13,400 posts)
6. The wort I ever did was put a bass I'd caught in a heating vent as a parting shot. And I had it
Tue May 8, 2018, 10:02 PM
May 2018

back there where it could not be gotten to easily!

A buddy and I had rented from this old guy that was a little off. Right away, he gave away that he was coming in and checking things out when my roommate and I left for work. He had shown me the clever pace he hid our spare key. I realized that was probably where every previous renter knew it would be and moved it. He confronts me the next day! Doesn't even deny it. You might leave a burner on and start a fire he says! He was no doubt in every apartment all the time snooping.

One day I am waiting for some jeans to dry so I can go party. We shared a laundry room there. I go down and the dryer is off and my jeans are still wet! I had planned on snagging them even if they were still a touch damp still, but they weren't even close. Then I see the guy outside and confront him about it. He says it's expensive and those had been running long enough! Bullshit! I only had a couple pairs in there!

Another rule was no party's. I worked for beer distributor and brought home what was left of a keg after a bash we had elsewhere. I had a C02 setup and everything so it was perfectly drink able. I had a little poker game to finish it off that included two out of the other three renters. It took us about a week to finish the keg after the poker game with just a couple of us drinking it. The idiot sees me carry the keg, C02 unit and ice tub out to my truck to take it all back to work and freaks! He thinks I almost got away with having a big party at our place and tells me we're evicted!

Then he puts the eviction notice on our front door but it's written with a marker of some kind. I know he doesn't have a copy of it even and it says the end of the month that was still just starting. I didn't even tell my roommate about any of that, I did suggest we start looking because it was not going to be workable. We were already probably lucky he never found our weed and paraphernalia stash. My not telling my roommate was a masterstroke because he went and paid the rent and was floored by being told we were supposed to be already moving out! The cops got called and a Sheriff came by and he was perfect handling it. No way! We never got the notice! He had to write it up again correctly and we had another month to decide where to go.

My roommate was pissed at first when I told him what I had done. But I told him, you're a bulldog when you're fucked with! My way, you weren't lying. LOL! I was lying and you didn't know, it was perfect!

Duppers

(28,094 posts)
8. They should place hidden cameras
Wed May 9, 2018, 11:18 AM
May 2018

Around the WH is see valuable artifacts he tries to lift on his way out.

I'm only halfway kidding here too

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