Iranian Scientist Annoyed He Has To Go Back To Shitty Old Job Building Nuclear Weapons

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https://www.theonion.com/iranian-scientist-annoyed-he-has-to-go-back-to-shitty-o-1825867350

ISFAHAN, IRAN—In the wake of President Trump’s announcement Tuesday that the United States would pull out of the international agreement to limit the Middle Eastern country’s program, Iranian nuclear scientist Ali Khatami was reportedly annoyed that he would have to return to his shitty old job building nuclear weapons. “Great, just what I wanted to do—go back to converting yellowcake into uranium hexafluoride all fucking day,” said a visibly irritated Khatami, adding that he wasn’t looking forward to being holed up in a newly reopened underground bunker, working overtime on the development of long-range ballistic missiles the way he always was before the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action was ratified. “This totally sucks. I hate the work, and the hours are fucking awful. And I’ll bet they’re bringing back my old dickhead boss who’s never satisfied no matter how much weapons-grade U-235 we crank out. I had just found a nice new position at a small research lab closer to my family, too. Oh, well, it’s got to get done, so back to the goddamn grind.” In related news, American nuclear scientist David Ebeling reported feeling pretty irritated that his weapons-production facility’s output goals had been raised yet again.

[dameatball]

1. Very good, thanks.

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2. Can someone explain to me why...

it is no problem if the country which created and financed birth of Taliban, has more supporters of Bin Laden than any country on earth can have 200+ nukes, but Iran can not have any nukes? Iran had nothing to do with 911, USS Cole, or any other major terror acts against USA. Taliban had a lot to do with 911 having giving Al Qaeda sanctuary in their country.