Conservative artist Jon McNaugton's paintings are getting progressively weirder and weirder.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

(The following are all real. McNaugton actually painted these. I'm not making any of these up. Well, the paintings themselves, at least. No comment on the titles.)

Here's his most recent painting, which apparently is titled "Donald Trump, A Man Who Mistakes a Former FBI Director for an Ant Who He Can Burn With a Magnifying Glass":



This follows up his previous work, "Donald Trump Wandering Onto the 50 Yard Line of the New Orleans Superdome Clutching His Favorite American Flag Blankie After Having a Particularly Bad Nightmare":



And that was of course a follow up work to this painting, aptly named "A Live Look Into Andrew Breitbart As He Currently Burns In Hell":

[ExciteBike66]

1. I thought the Breibart one was

an older, wiser Zach Galifianakis...

[hatrack]

2. Or Roseanne Barr in another 10 years?

There are days I'm convinced that this "artist" is nothing less than the greatest troll in the history of the species.

Just wish he had a bit more socialist-realist sheen to his work.

[ExciteBike66]

4. Perhaps he has a laugh taking money from the kind

of people who would actually buy this crap.

Not unlike L. Ron Hubbard, methinks...

[lame54]

11. His eyes arent bloodshot enough to be Breitbart

[ExciteBike66]

81. Perhaps we all get a bit prettier in hell?

[Hortensis]

85. From Rolling Stone's "Death of a Douche"

My favorite's Trump's delusion about his relationship with Mueller.

[Glorfindel]

3. Images produced by a profoundly disturbed mind.

What a waste of paint and canvas!

[WhiskeyGrinder]

5. Oh lord I love his stuff.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. And let's not forget "Dis Boy Scout Troop Don't Play By Da Rules, Foo! We'z Old! We'z All Old!"

[hatrack]

7. What. The. Fuck.

Charles Ives with the bugle?

Preparing for human sacrifice at Bohemian Grove?

[VOX]

15. Clearly a Satanic ritual that ends with unspeakable acts.

Now that the old boys have their flame lit, they can have a time in the woods that NO ONE will ever know about.

[malchickiwick]

38. That looks like a gaggle of Mormon prophets gathered around Baden-Powell (??)

What a weird "artist" but I am pretty sure he's what Utah gentiles would call a Mo-Mo (I can say that b/c I sacrificed my childhood innocence to that cult), so that prolly makes sense.

[hlthe2b]

8. a total waste of talent... too bad his ideology sends him off the cliff.

[VOX]

9. At last! Genuine AMERICAN fascist "art"!

Here, in this insipid, unintentionally comic scene, 45 teaches a young socialist (note his book titles) to fish. Not sure is one of 45's actual skills, but hell, since the deplorables thinks he walks on water, why not have him stand in for Jesus now and then?
?c=2

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. This particular one is titled, "Holy Shit, His Hands Really *Are* That Small."

And he's actually reading a book titled "SoCalism: One Southern Californian's Collection of Wit and Wisdom of Life, Love, and Riding the Waves."

[VOX]

19. And what are they going to catch in the middle of a forest? Ticks?

The "imagery" is absolute amateur shit. It's no better than schlock that depicts a matador-on-black-velvet, or a New England barn in winter, or even a fluffy kitten in a stocking.

For laughs, though, you can't top it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

20. "And this, Billy, is how Fillet O' Fishes are made." nt

[bettyellen]

54. HAHAHAHAHHA!

[VOX]

75. ¡HAH!

Perfect.

[GoCubsGo]

18. That looks more like Tim McVeigh trying to explain fishing to Spanky.

Not the other way around. I doubt that syphilis-addled shitbag ever went fishing a day in his life.

[ProudLib72]

21. Where are they going to fish?

Maybe in the meadow behind them? Must be going after something really big by the look of that rod. This should be titled "The Day I Ditched Socialism 101 to Go Marlin Fishing in the Park with the Rump, and the Rump Suggested I Use A 4/0 Streamer, But I Couldn't Find One in My Tackle Box".

[Bernardo de La Paz]

52. There is a pond in front of them, outside of the frame. . . . nt

[ProudLib72]

55. Conveniently stocked with marlin?

Ok, maybe not exactly marlin, but look at the fighting butt on that rod!

BTW: the only thing you catch when fishing with the Rump is crappie.

[tblue37]

71. Or STDs. nt

[ProudLib72]

74. Crabs, yes.

[John Fante]

32. Trump got confused trying to exit the Access Hollywood bus.

The closest this imbecile ever came to fishing is when he ordered the occasional Filet 'O Fish at McDonald's.

[lunasun]

33. Probably telling the kid how fishing is just like hooking and snagging some tail

[Shrike47]

59. The guy in the suit looks more like Alec Baldwin than Trump.

I think Baldwin would be more likely to know how to fish, too.

[Scurrilous]

61. Yep, that's Trump as Jesus.

[yardwork]

64. Why is Trump fishing in a suit and tie?

[Chiyo-chichi]

84. "Opie, I known they're trying to fill your head with a bunch of malarkey up at NC State..."

"Let's get back to some good old-fashioned Mayberry values. Money laundering. Obstruction of Justice. Non-disclosure agreements. Palling around with oligarchs. ...And fishing."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Here's one titled, "What the Fuck Is Going On Here? Even I, Jon McNaugton, Can't Explain It."

[Mariana]

26. Look at the glow from the light of the train that's coming up behind them.

Are they all about to be run over? What the fuck is going on here?

[VOX]

36. Apparently, it's an Underground Railroad for Caucasians.

Because...you know, it's the road to freedom from imagining being called "cracker" and "ofay" by those mean POC.

And in case anyone needs to know for sure, yes, it's

[NBachers]

57. Really got the Thomas Kinkade thing going on there, hasn't he?

[yardwork]

65. White people are rescuing children of color.

The guy is very consistent. His paintings are hyper-romantic fantasies showing white men rescuing America. In essence, white males equal America equal Jesus in this mythology.

It's the white man's burden. Note that people of color are shown standing in awe and gratitude as the powerful, kind white men rescue the children.

[think4yourself]

13. Somebody is drinking turpentine.

Wow. That is a crystal clear view into a rotten mind.

[VOX]

14. Tough image choice-- Obama burning the Constitution, or Obama golfing in a nuclear hellscape?

The right-wing hack "artist" offers a difficult choice. I'm leaning toward the "golfing in nuke hell" because it's a hilarious image. On second thought, I don't want to give this fascist hack one penny for the incredibly shameless shit he "paints."

"ONE NATION UNDER SOCIALISM"
?c=2

"OBAMA FOREIGN POLICY"
?c=2

[rurallib]

30. I was wondering if I was ever going to see a black person in his paintings

and I was not disappointed - I sure should have known I would.

[lunasun]

34. Ironic as hell nowadays

[VOX]

43. Just a bit! But, as always, It's Okay If You're A Republican (IOKIYAR)...

The irony is like a bottom-line, one-question political quiz:

Which of these two sequences is correct?
1) Golf, nukes, Obama
2) Golf, nukes, Trump

[longship]

16. You missed the best one. "One Nation Under Cthulhu"

[Exotica]

67. that is a parody of McNaugton (I love it, btw)

here is the original from the RW rotter

[longship]

70. Thanks. Could not get that one to copy.

I like the Cthulhu version much better.

[gratuitous]

17. Mr. McNaughton

You and I have very different definitions for the word "fine."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

22. Here one simply titled, "Auditions for The New Village People"

[VOX]

40. I see Reagan nailed a spot in the Platinum Club, just one-over from Moses.

Only for the high rollers, I guess. Clarence Thomas is depicted what he does best-- being inert.

[TygrBright]

48. Who's the man in the wimple?

This is one seriously disturbed mind.

fascinatedly,
Bright

[Tommy_Carcetti]

23. "Show Jesus Your Best 'O Face'".

[malchickiwick]

39. Jesus needs two empty coconut shells to clack together...

...doesn't he look like Graham Chapman in Holy Grail?

[tandem5]

80. but where would he get the cocunuts?

[jes06c]

66. Why is Jesus wearing the Tree of Gondor?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

24. "Lazy Man's Where's Waldo"

[grantcart]

47. Lolololol made my day

[Bernardo de La Paz]

50. This one looks like a bunch of pseudo-christian Republicons kicking Jesus out for speaking truth.

With that interpretation, this one has merit philosophically, though its painterly touches are weak.

[BlueStater]

25. Why are you posting his stupidity?

If he wants to jizz all over the orange huckster, that's his business. I simply don't want to be subjected to it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

28. Mainly because I never dropped acid in my youth.

And his paintings are pretty much the next best thing to that experience.

Relax, man.

Or trash the thread if you hate being exposed to unintentionally hilarious shitty conservative artwork.

[BlueStater]

31. I don't think it's hilarious.

It just makes me want to vomit uncontrollably that anyone could be so delusional that they would see a garbage human like Donald Trump in this light.

[lunasun]

35. Please know I am containing laughter so hard there are tears in my eyes not a good in public look

Don't stop imo

[VOX]

37. I stand with Tommy_Carcetti. Exposing these vulgarities is not only to reveal the weirdness factor..

More than any words can, these images reveal what goes on in the "mind" of a blind fascist, what makes them flush with false pride.

Are they simplistic, mawkish, embarrassing, and maddening at the same time? OF COURSE, they're overtly white nationalistic fascist pieces of crap. Which is EXACTLY why they need to be seen.

Look away or trash the thread if they feel too offensive. But know there is value in understanding the enemy's weaknesses. And these images are a blueprint to the sickness we're up against.

[nolabear]

45. Oh these are FABULOUS. You don't see crazy on parade done that well.

He didn’t do Ben Carson and Jesus did he?

[lunasun]

62. Nah different style

[nolabear]

63. Jesus' head is half the size of Carson's.

That there is a statement. 😂

[tblue37]

73. But unlike Trump, Klingon Jesus has big, big hands! nt

[tblue37]

72. That's Klingon Jesus! nt

[nolabear]

78. 😂😂😂😂

[Bernardo de La Paz]

51. You reveal you are clueless about LSD and have succeeded in looking very foolish.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

27. "Biff Tannen: A Self-Portrait"

[VOX]

41. Needs more orange.

[The Genealogist]

29. Not much nuance here

They just sort of club you over the head with their wingnuttery. Most fingerpaintings by toddlers are more interesting as art than these things

[procon]

42. The deification of Trump continues apace.

Reminds me of the GOPs ongoing efforts to glorify Reagan and rewrite history. It's curious that the left doesn't feel the same need to change their political figures into these comic book superheroes. I really don't understand their incessant need to create a fantasy world.

[salin]

44. The "Idolotry 101 Series"

For the cult of the golden/calf/cheetoh.

[BigmanPigman]

46. When he paints his proportions are not correct

for humans. He paints everyone's head too large, especially the one with the flag.

[ornotna]

68. yeah

But did you see the size of Obama's hands?

This is some crazy shit.

[askyagerz]

49. Just a small glance of what conservitives see in their twisted dreams

[canetoad]

53. No words.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

83. I'm thinking "relax and laugh" is a euphemism of sorts. Nt

[NBachers]

56. Where is the one entitled "Trump rushes into school to save children from assault weapon gunman?'

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

58. Some oil pigments are toxic.

Flake white has lead in it, and some others contain cadmium, cobalt, or mercurial sulfides; and turpentine isn't good for you either. There can be neurological effects. I do hope Mr. McNaughton hasn't been shaping his brushes to a point by licking them.

[Kirk Lover]

60. Jerkoff material for deplorables. Gross. nt

[a kennedy]

69. and I'll put up Jim Carry's paintings against his ANYDAY.......

http://www.indiewire.com/2018/03/jim-carrey-best-paintings-donald-trump-nra-1201941121/

[lunasun]

76. ++- oh say can't you see-painting . Surprised it is not used more re: gun control, school violence

[ThoughtCriminal]

77. What would we get if

we combined Chick Tracts with Thomas Kinkade?

[Solly Mack]

79. Someone took the brown acid.

[Mc Mike]

82. Conservative 'art'. Propagandistic cartoonish shyte.

He's a modern day Norman Rockwell, in is mind.

Mueller would kick shitler's flabby ass, in real life.

[TheBlackAdder]

86. For a Conservative artist, these do not look like flattering paintings of Trump or Breitbart.

Especially, when you read the paintings names.