Incels, proof we must stop breeding

[TexasTowelie]

By Shane Peabody Powell


I hear a term like “involuntary celibate,” and I immediately think to myself, “Oh, there’s no fuckin’ way in hell that nonsense was not born, raised and made to be awful on the fuckin internet,” because the internet is the cauldron from which all modern-day horror comes crawling from; attempting to make contact and spread its code-birthed contagion as far as it can. Let’s be crystal here — not only have I never been on a Reddit or a 4chan, but I don’t even tweet, and it’s because that shit is truly beneath me. I’m out here in the wild of day and could give a flying fuck-head what a bunch of evil, sniveling, little nerds are getting into online. But seeing as the involuntary celibates of the world have decided to leave the keyboards behind so they can turn violent out here in the streets, I decided to take a peek and see for myself what this community of lonely, never kissed dorks are really all about.

Annnnnd I lasted all of a half hour reading the gross prattling of a bunch of long-winded, whiny dip-shits.

To, for the lack of a better word, spy on the digital safe space shared by a vast number of miserable virgins and scorned semi-virginal dude’s using Sailor Moon as their avatar argue over just how much of a handsome-boy, mass killer nerd Elliot Rodger was on a scale of marvelous to the blinding light pouring forth from God’s huge hog… was for me, an act of self harm that sliced a little too close to a blood main. It made me look deep into the sky, bumper to bumper with clouds fat with rain and pray for nukes to drop and wipe the trash mammals known as man completely out of existence.

The entire collective history of humanity has brought us to… this?

…An endless sea of uploaded men confessing before their rebuffed forum brethren that they are sick and tired of jacking their beanstalks 15 times a day, and they now demand a bevy of beauties to choose from?! And if this tall order isn’t delivered, they plan on learnin’ the rest of us but good, like some avenging angels who have no reason whatsoever in seeking vengeance?

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[PatrickforO]

1. Well, we ARE a loathsome species.

I sometimes feel that the entire sum total of life on earth, as well as the earth itself would in fact be better off if we went extinct.

Yep, one can readily see how attractive these whiners are to women...LOL. No wonder they are INVOLUNTARILY celibate. Might I suggest a shower? Perhaps some practice at reading social cues? Maybe being a little nicer, a little more sociable?

But a shower...that's a MUST.

[TexasTowelie]

2. You started with the top item.

Fresh underwear, brushing their teeth and brushing their hair are also on the list.

[MineralMan]

3. Those same assholish guys have always been around.

There were some in my high school, way back in the early 60s. There are always such people around us. They hate everyone, including their own loathsome selves. They can't be bothered with learning how to behave in polite society or with learning a few social graces to help them through their lives. They hate all of the "others." They hate people of color. They hate women. They hate people who are just like they are, too.

So, they blame the people they hate for all the misery they have brought on themselves. Sometimes, they act on that global hatred. Then, we know who they are. That's what they want. They want you to know who they are and just how miserable they are in their own skins.

They go by many names. Assholes is the one I use.

[Iggo]

9. Their main problem is...

...they don't have a very high opinion of women.

And women know it.

[gollygee]

4. At least they aren't breeding. nt

[brush]

5. And from the looks of it, they never will. I mean who in...

their right mind admits to being involuntarily celibate and joins with others who also can't get laid?

[crazycatlady]

8. Plenty of assholes do breed

And many breed other assholes (see Trump, Donald).

At least (for now) these misogynistic assholes aren't getting any. BUt unfortunately there are plenty of young women that would see beyond their assholeness. Conservative Christian churches teach women to be 'submissive' to their man.

[applegrove]

10. Maybe that is one reason why GOP powers that be are against abortion.

It is a woman's chance to get away from a sick asshole if she finds herself pregnant by him. Fewer criminals, assholes, republicans born. Freakanomics talked about how abortion in the 1970s reducing the crime rate 20 years later. I mean abortion is traumatic and a wedge issue. But could it also be about future voters for republican assholes.

[ProudLib72]

6. If they were the last "men" on Earth, I doubt they'd get laid

Voluntarily anyway. Not going to happen. They are, at their very core, a loathsome bunch of asocial miscreants.

[Codeine]

7. Ignatius P. Reilly was the original incel.

I was thinking about that book the other day and I was suddenly struck by the similarities between that character and these pathetic little shits.