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laserhaas

(7,805 posts)
Wed May 16, 2018, 11:02 AM May 2018

Republican Pledge of Allegiance, to Corruption

Somewhere, there must be a Skull & Crossbones type GOP pledge - that goes something like this;

We, the despotic, pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the Almighty dollar $$$ - and to no replublic or democracy, which may never stand - between us fat cats and our get rich quick, NWO, scheming ways.

There can be no nation, Constitution, or any laws, known or unknown, which may stand, in our way, to ownership of our own private island.

We solemnly swear to always be engaging in tyranny, oppression, cronyism, corruption and cover-ups, till the death of any whistleblower whose truths & revelations may impart.

Our faith in any g0d justifies our "right makes might" white male dominate world.

While we are above the law for any sexually deviance, and always allowed to be bi, gay, or abort away - such will never infringe upon our oligarch g0d given right to make our constituency be oppressed and depressed - while we deprive the earth and its people of quiet enjoyment, and obliterate any assurred future; which would infringe upon our oligarch white male right to kill, incarcerate and police state in all ways.

May the future of our superior race, have many more Reagan's, Bushes and Trump's who will lie, cheat, steal and betray to assure our inalienable rights to quash any nay say

Selah, Amen, MAGA, Sig Heil



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Always knew these crooks had some type of ebol oath.
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No way, they wouldn't dare, that would be like a Jesuit oath to smash babies heads
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Who cares I'm a vigaterranian
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Huh...what...Laser didn't mention Mitt (Pshaw)
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Republican Pledge of Allegiance, to Corruption (Original Post) laserhaas May 2018 OP
You forgot to add MAGA at the end. amb123 May 2018 #1
Okay laserhaas May 2018 #2
Just fyi laserhaas May 2018 #3
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