"I'll flip like a cheap rental in the red light district!" . . .Please come CAPTION Michael Cohen!

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Michael Cohen is saying: "I think it was clear from the context, Chris, that when I said I'd take a bullet for the President, I meant a 'bullet train.' . . . I had been talking about fixing things for him all over the country, so if I needed to get somewhere fast, well, yeah, . . . I'd take a bullet train . . . I mean if there were any. . . . That should be obvious."

[Johonny]

1. Hi, I'm Michael Cohen. You might remember me from your last real estate deal.

Perhaps, that real estate deal has gone sour and is in need of being aborted, or, perhaps you've purchased a porn star's real estate goods and gotten more than you bargained for in the deal. I can help. Perhaps you need to talk to the president about you real estate deal and want access through an undisclosed shell company so nobody will know. I can help. Perhaps your real estate deal is with a Russian Oligarch in need of bribing due to their knowledge of the very unfortunate leaky plumbing of a Moscow hotel room. I can help. Perhaps, you just need your real estate deal taken care of, up state, in an undisclosed location. I can help. So, please, consider me, Michael Cohen a really good lawyer, that does no legal business, for all your real estate needs.