SEND ME THE NAME of that hair stylist! WOW! Lookin' GOOD, Mr. Kot-tear. Sad! Unfair! FAKE photo???

[Miles Archer]

[dalton99a]

1. Get a haircut, hippie!

And get a job.

[riversedge]

2. orange ting on face, neck and hair. Wonder if he has a spray bottle??

[Siwsan]

3. Looks like someone overdid a last minute application of shellac

[hlthe2b]

4. Surely he could get a toupee' that would look better?

I just love thinking about him seeing proudly close-shaven/balding men like Avenatti or many of those in the military, who are clearly more virile than he ever was or hoped to be and thinking that because he 'has' hair, he is somehow the "better"...

Brother...

[Miles Archer]

7. He could go for that Vincent D'Onofrio "Kingpin" look.

I've seen a few photos of the wind having its way with his comb-over.

Aside from the fact that he is not a "good-looking man" to begin with, he would not make a good-looking bald man at all. As bad as the mammal living atop his head looks, clean-shaven would be worse.

[Scarsdale]

12. Avenati and D'Onofrio had

the advantage of being handsome guys. tRump is repulsive from any angle. Then he opens his anus-mouth and makes everything even worse. Total, unmitigated, failing screw-up. Is that a bobby pin on the side of his "do"??

[Miles Archer]

14. Indeed.

[Arkansas Granny]

5. If he let his eyebrows grow, he could just swoop them back and add to the volume.

If I'm not mistaken, I heard him on tv several years ago explaining that he had come up with that "distinctive" hair style on his own.

[Oppaloopa]

18. lol

[lunasun]

6. Some stylist don't give a damn . Maybe fires them once a week when they don't make him look good

Person figures he's a dick and gonna fire me anyways .
Here OK you are all done sir !

[dawg]

8. Cameron wore it better.

[Arkansas Granny]

19. That's the scene I picture anytime someone mentions that movie.

[MoonRiver]

9. Damn, he's ugly!

And amazingly he seems oblivious to that fact.

[elfin]

10. Those of a certain age (geezers) remember the DA style

"Duck's Ass" favored by the "greasers" in high school.

[JDC]

11. Is that wet hair on the left side

Coming from the back to the front? That is as weird a combover as it gets.

Reminds me of Bill Murray in Kingpin:

[kimbutgar]

13. So that's how he does it.

[Buns_of_Fire]

21. If he lets it grow long enough, he could sweep it over his face.

This would be A Good Thing, except in appearances he'd look like a hairy talking anus -- which could be unsettling to some.

No problem, though. Just appropriate Bolton's Captain Kangaroo lip-warmer and let IT grow some, too.

With any luck, the world would soon be treated to the NEW Comrade Fatass:


Much better.

[Still In Wisconsin]

15. I have heard that he doesn't HAVE a stylist because he's so weird about anyone touching him.

Same reason for the schlumpy, ill-fitting suits. He's creating this- erm- look all on his own!

[Lars39]

16. Moved on from hairspray to shellack.

good grief

[Vinca]

17. OMG - what a repulsive human being.

[cynatnite]

20. Comb over from hell...

There is a big ass bald dome under that pile of mess. He's so insecure that he's desperate to hide his imperfections.

[jmowreader]

22. It's not a hairstyle. It's an engineering project.