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https://bit.ly/2rWr7ASPublic Demands Investigation of Why F.B.I. Infiltrators in Trump Campaign Failed to Prevent Him from Being Elected
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Millions of Americans are demanding an investigation into why, if F.B.I. operatives managed to infiltrate the 2016 Trump campaign, they utterly failed to prevent a nightmarish despot from being elected. In interviews across the country, Americans expressed dismay and, in some cases, despair at the news that F.B.I. infiltrators might have had a golden opportunity to prevent the nations current unspeakable nightmare from unfolding but did not get the job done.
The thought of F.B.I. infiltrators being inside the Trump campaign but not sabotaging it is, in a word, devastating, Carol Foyler, of Akron, Ohio, said. If it turns out to be true, I will totally lose my faith in F.B.I. infiltrators.
Harland Dorrinson, of St. Petersburg, Florida, agreed. If F.B.I. infiltrators were in a position to derail the most heinous threat to democracy in American history but didnt succeed for some reason, that would be bigger than Watergate, he said.
Tracy Klugian, of Denver, Colorado, said that a full and exhaustive investigation is needed to determine why our system of F.B.I. infiltrators preventing a horrific proto-fascist menace from taking office somehow broke down. We need to find out what went wrong and fix it before the 2020 election, he said. I wont be able to sleep at night until I know that F.B.I. operatives are infiltrating Trumps reëlection campaign and irreparably crippling it.
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Public Demands Investigation (Borowitz) (Original Post)
Stonepounder
May 2018
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guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)1. If only we could have infiltrated the infiltrators
and prevented what was not prevented.
catrose
(5,061 posts)2. Exactly!
Not a joke at all, Andy
Gothmog
(144,939 posts)3. I love good satire
Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)4. You have to have an investigation....
into the investigators of the investigation that are investigating things when the investigation is not investigating the things that Trump wants investigated.