Does this mean Trump isn't getting the Nobel Peace Prize?

[Cyrano]

Damn North Koreans really fucked it up for Trump. His two hour long acceptance speech was already written. The $1.4 million that accompanies the Prize was destined to be sent to an untraceable, nontaxable, off-shore account.

And there was, of course, the "victory" parade that Trump was planning for himself. He might even have combined it with his military parade.

Trump is beyond pissed off. Obama got a Nobel. So who deserves it more? -- A black guy with a fake birth certificate, or The Great Orange One?

No telling what he's going to do now. He's probably sitting around watching Fox "news" and trying to decide whether to nuke North Korea, or California.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Meanwhile, back in Oslo,

five Norwegian professors are breathing a sigh of relief because now they won't even have to consider it.

[forgotmylogin]

9. I like to imagine them giggling and passing around the application.

Followed by a spirited game of "application crumple volleyball".

[lame54]

2. I think Iran already decided that

[brucefan]

3. I'm sure

he'll get a participation trophy.

[gratuitous]

4. Maybe Henry Kissinger will give Trump his Nobel medal

Just like that dumbass veteran who gave Trump his Purple Heart medal. Nobody wants to see Donnie throw a tantrum, so just give him what he wants.

[YessirAtsaFact]

5. Actually, he was being considered for the Dumbbell Prize

[Lint Head]

6. Oh no. Noel's Pizza has good pizza pies.

Why would they not give him any pizza pies?
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[TreasonousBastard]

7. There's always the Ignobel.

[Dave Starsky]

8. And Archie's Comic Digest isn't getting a Pulitzer, either.

Snubbed again.