Christian author: Trump is under attack from 'multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings'

[Quixote1818]

Who would have known that Luciferian advanced beings were just folks with common sense?

BySky Palma


Last week, End Times author Paul McGuire appeared on the Jim Bakker Show and declared that President Trump is currently engulfed in “the greatest spiritual battle in the history of all mankind.” He expanded on his claim on his radio program this Thursday, this time clarifying that the battle is with “advanced beings” who possess “supernatural multidimensional” powers.

And it gets even weirder.

“The physical battles that we see in our world and nation right now are a direct manifestation of the spiritual battles going on in the invisible realm,” McGuire said in an audio clip flagged by Right Wing Watch.

“There are people very high up in what is called the globalist occult or globalist Luciferian rulership system, and this rulership system consists of what used to be called the Pharaoh-God Kings, it’s what Aldous Huxley called ‘The Scientific Dictatorship,’ and these are advanced beings who know how to tap into supernatural multidimensional power and integrate it with science, technology, and economics,” he continued.

More: http://deadstate.org/christian-author-trump-is-under-attack-from-multidimensional-luciferian-advanced-beings/

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Don'tcha just hate it when that happens?

Multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings are such pests.

[NurseJackie]

22. Ha!

[Mr. Ected]

2. This is also known as "The Deep State of Bullshit"

Brought to you by the same people who gave us the "Mulligan Man".

[malaise]

3. You win the thread

[Achilleaze]

4. ...but Dirty Donny* is controlled by Ahrimanic republican right-wing whackjob beings & ideology

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[CousinIT]

5. Trump IS a "multidimensional Luciferian advanced being" nt

[Eyeball_Kid]

28. Now that was luscious.

[GeorgeGist]

6. There was a time when folks like Paul McGuire ...

were widely ignored.

[concreteblue]

7. How do I use my powers to become rich?

My ex-wife used to call me Satan, but she's biased.....

[Turbineguy]

8. This guy's been drinking to many

pan-gallactic gargle blasters.

[JHB]

9. Multidimensional advanced beings eat Lucifer for breakfast

But before he fully wakes up....

[no_hypocrisy]

10. Present!

[Aristus]

11. Author of what?

If his vocal utterances are any indication, he is incapable of writing anything more complex than his name.

[Archae]

25. Craziness.

If he doesn't believe his own rantings, (which is quite possible,) he's only in this for the money, that he gets from the suckers.

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Paul+McGuire

[Scurrilous]

12. Confuse the rubes and pass the collection plate.

[FakeNoose]

19. It's more dangerous than that

The rubes are going to bring their guns and start a revolution. If they just stayed in church and prayed I wouldn't care.

[nolabear]

13. Oh, LUcifarian! I thought you said

[kysrsoze]

14. Fucking idiots. Trump is Stupicifer.

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[Exotica]

17. Or just Stupifer

[Initech]

15. I want some of whatever brand of Covfefe these guys are smoking.

[Takket]

16. he is a paranoid delusional. he needs professional help

[Thekaspervote]

18. Oh those EVILGELICALS at it again.. they know dotard because they are just like him

[Owl]

20. The crazy is strong with this one.

[dembotoz]

21. Just remember this guy probably has a following

Crazy runs in packs

[Initech]

23. You know what that supernatural multidimensional power is? It's called "reading"!

And you should try it some time, Paul!

[smirkymonkey]

24. Our country is under attack from bat-shit crazy christian fuckwits.

[jberryhill]

26. I, for one, welcome our new multidimensional Luciferian advanced being overlords

[yortsed snacilbuper]

27. Where did it come from?

[Elwood P Dowd]

29. I used to watch Bakker's PTL club show on Sunday nights for comedy

and laughs. That was back in the late 1980s when most of the nutcase religious freaks could only be heard on shortwave radio stations. Then he got caught fleecing the flock and raping the help. Never dreamed there would enough total buffoons left for him to ever start another racket, but here he is. I don't think this country will ever rid itself of these religious racketeers.

[SonofDonald]

32. There was this guy who would squint and speak in tongues

That was always a hoot to watch, he'd babble away and smile throughout while trying not to drool.

Always good for a laugh.

[DBoon]

30. Are these beings also known as "thetans"?

If so, I see a copyright suit from the church of scientology

[Blue_true]

31. Wow, people actually send that guy money.

And there I was being amazed that he is allowed to walk around free of a straightjacket and attendants with pills and water bottles.

[TheRealNorth]

33. Let me guess....

We need to buy glasses from them to see the Luciferians

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[Ohiya]

34. Yikes!

They're on to us!

[liberalmuse]

35. Well isn't that special?

This is supposed to scare people and help this Baker shyster sell his slop. If there is a famine, I'd planned on eating evangelicals (at least that is what one of them told me was going to happen). If they've eaten this reconstituted junk though, I don't know. It would be like eating an MRE. Guess it's the rich, then the evangelicals.

Interesting use of words. Isn't the name "Lucifer" the one given to their now devil when he was the most exalted being in the universe next to god, before he went rogue? If so, he's really saying advanced multidimensional light beings are attacking Trump. I think they have better things to do.

[comradebillyboy]

36. Evangelical Protestantism has officially shit the bed.

[lapfog_1]

37. Science!!!

https://vimeo.com/70051022

[Garrett78]

38. Is there nobody in his family concerned enough to have him committed?

[d_r]

39. And yet

The non Christian guy from 666 5th avenue and the who're of Babylon rebuilt the temple in Jerusalem, and this guy can't see which side the multi demon signal Lucifer's arians are on.

[rownesheck]

41. Damn.

I feel like a bad ass now! I'm proud to be a Luciferian Advanced Being! I'm getting a t- shirt with this printed on it.

[Nay]

42. One can only hope that this is true. nt

[LongTomH]

43. How can you say that? That word has six syllables............

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