Just how stupid do the North Koreans think Donald Trump is? Well the CIA says . . .

[grantcart]

According 10 NBC News 100% of the CIA analysts do not think that Kim is going to give up their hard earned nuclear arsenal, ""Everybody knows they are not going to denuclearize".

So what do they think will win Trump over for normalization? A hamburger franchise.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/cia-report-says-north-korea-won-t-denuclearize-might-open-n878201

In an odd twist, a list of potential concessions by North Korea in the CIA analysis included the possibility that Kim Jong Un may consider offering to open a Western hamburger franchise in Pyongyang as a show of goodwill, according to three national security officials.

It suggests Kim is interested in a peaceful gesture to an American president whose love of fast-food burgers is well known — and who, during the 2016 campaign, had said he wanted to talk nukes over a burger with the North Korean leader.

Not the Onion, not Borowitz just the daily run down the idiot rabbit hole.

[quartz007]

1. Me thinks 2 dotards are angling for a Nobel nt

[saidsimplesimon]

2. quelle surprise

Kim becomes a world leader. The two "fat men" indulge in some chocolate cake and ice cream.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Give Spanky a kimchi burger!

Maybe he'll propose building Trump Tower Pyongang. They can take the one in Chicago. It's not very popular here.

[Iliyah]

4. "Just how stupid do the North Koreans think Donald t-rump is?

Pretty damn stupid, and so does the USA as well.

[Amaryllis]

5. What does it saya about the state of affairs when you have to specify it's not the Onion or Borowitz

for us to know it's not satire?

[Volaris]

6. It says just as much as the dictator of a rouge nuclear state thinking it's a legit thing that he

Can bribe the American President into being his lackey bootlicker for a fucking McDonalds outpost.

[Me.]

7. Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger

[Shipwack]

10. No Pepsi, Coke! Nt

[edbermac]

8. Trump nominated for the Nobel Cheese Fries.

[keithbvadu2]

9. Knowing the value of Dotard's word... can Kim trust giving up his only bargaining chips, his nukes?

NK got the better of the vocabulary war.

Rocketman vs Dotard.