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RandySF

(82,155 posts) Tue May 29, 2018, 09:45 PM May 2018

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God wants me to retire tomorrow with full pay and benefits

It’s still cheaper than a private jet.

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God wants me to retire tomorrow with full pay and benefits (Original Post) RandySF May 2018 OP

Maybe he should have added that God would would strike him down if he didn't get the jet. tonyt53 May 2018 #1

do it dweller May 2018 #2

God could pay for it, of course. He could play the market. He'd be a whiz at futures . . . Journeyman May 2018 #3

Ask Mexico to pay for it. marylandblue May 2018 #4

tonyt53

(5,737 posts)

1. Maybe he should have added that God would would strike him down if he didn't get the jet.

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Tue May 29, 2018, 09:46 PM

May 2018

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dweller

(28,002 posts)

2. do it

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Tue May 29, 2018, 09:56 PM

May 2018

I would if I could
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Journeyman

(15,433 posts)

3. God could pay for it, of course. He could play the market. He'd be a whiz at futures . . .

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Tue May 29, 2018, 10:01 PM

May 2018

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marylandblue

(12,344 posts)

4. Ask Mexico to pay for it.

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Tue May 29, 2018, 10:17 PM

May 2018

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