Melania speaks!

[Kingofalldems]

Link to tweet

[Goodheart]

1. I have no reason to believe that's actually her.

[Miles Archer]

27. The language and phrasing is IDENTICAL to Trump's ghost-written tweets

No way in Hell that she wrote it.

[LuckyLib]

42. It has a snarky first phrase, then uses the term

“Rest assured.” No way she uses that term.

[smirkymonkey]

45. The call out on the media is a dead giveaway that these are Trump's words and

not hers. I don't believe she tweeted that for a second. It's not her style.

[Qutzupalotl]

32. The account page says it's run by the Office of the First Lady

whatever that is, so they practically admit it’s not her. Sure sounds like Mafia Don.

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. Rogue Melania: "I no write this"

Link to tweet

[Goodheart]

5. She didn't write that.

It's too much of an "in your face" style reminiscent of a particular jackass.

[trueblue2007]

47. her other notes sound nothing like this note. she isn't smart enough to write this note.

i don't think melania is very intelligent. sorry if i sound mean.

[Kingofalldems]

9. Beautiful. And most likely true.

[hlthe2b]

23. Please show us a photo of yourself holding up today's newspaper with date visible....

Link to tweet

[Kurt V.]

31. too funny

[Totally Tunsie]

3. Who's taken control of her phone? n/t

[lapfog_1]

4. well... somebody tickles a keyboard... n/t

[spanone]

6. i don't think they are working overtime, melanie.

[flor-de-jasmim]

7. Somehow I doubt she wrote "Rest assured"!!

[FakeNoose]

28. True, but Cheeto wouldn't have written it either

Her phone has been hijacked!

[meadowlark5]

8. For some reason that doesn't sound like something she'd tweet

Is she typically petty like that? Seems she has more couth than that slob of a husband and would just make a statement without the shot at the media. Sounds like an aide/lackey to Trump tweeted that.

[gibraltar72]

10. But not well!

[Orsino]

11. "My captors felt it was time to issue this statement."

"My legs are functioning perfectly, despite the odd number."

"I have discarded my old exoskeleton, and will remain indoors until the new one hardens."

[AJT]

12. Be best....

[ProudLib72]

13. But...

Link to tweet

Stop just looking out windows, Mel. Come join us on the WH lawn!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Kroner to Krugerrands, Spanky wrote that.

His goofy syntax is all over it.

[Kingofalldems]

16. Sure looks like it.

And the snark is all him.

[smirkymonkey]

46. It totally sounds like him, especially his jab at the media.

I just don't believe she would write that. It is too confrontational for her. It's not her style at all.

[marylandblue]

15. I have a friend in the Slovenian Intelligence Service

And he says that is actually code for, "I've been taken hostage, please send an extraction team."

[lark]

17. It's not from her at all.

It doesn''t plaigarize Michelle Obama, so obviously not from the porn actress.

[NightWatcher]

18. Her twitter feed is run by her office. No way did she write or even read that.

[Gothmog]

19. For this thread

Link to tweet

[guillaumeb]

20. So she is be(ing) best? eom

[Vinca]

21. That doesn't sound even remotely like Melania.

[maxsolomon]

22. Recovering from Plastic Surgery takes several weeks

the swelling needs to go down. if she appeared on-camera now it would be obvious.

look up Uma Thurman's plastic surgery a few years back - 2015. she went to events far too early and it barely looked like her.

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[DFW]

24. Why don't you post her follow-up tweet as well?

"PS, if I said anything else, I would be on crutches for three months and wouldn't get the stitches out of my face until September. What did you expect me to say?"

[kacekwl]

25. How hard would it be to take a selfie

to go along with he heartfelt message ? Would put a quick end to the ?????.

[bearsfootball516]

26. There's absolutely no way she wrote that. It doesn't sound anything like her.

[Luz]

29. No. It sounds like Donald wrote it to cover something up.

Now I'm curious what that might be.

[anneboleyn]

43. Yes. It's ridiculous -- and I think it's a deliberate trolling attempt by whoever wrote it. As people

are saying Melania doesn’t speak or write in this manner

[chillfactor]

30. First off I do not believe she wrote this.....

and secondly I could care less about her.

[fierywoman]

33. Nawww, I think she's in NYC doing a spread sheet on her possessions,

waiting to pounce at an opportune moment for a divorce.

[Me.]

34. FAKE NEWS

[lunatica]

35. Ok. Now I am wondering where she is

The natural thing at this point, now that the media is asking, is for her to make a public appearance. She doesn’t even have to speak. Just show herself.

Since that isn’t happening then it beggars the question of why she isn’t showing herself.

I hope it is plastic surgery and not something bad.

[WheelWalker]

36. Who are you and what have you done with our FLOTUS?!

[Freethinker65]

37. Satire?

Jk.

[mokawanis]

38. Working hard?

Nobody in that family works hard.

[Cha]

39. It's in first person so she plagiarized it.

[Ilsa]

40. We'll learn the truth at the next State dinner when

Donald brings a look-alike blow-up doll of Melania.

[onethatcares]

41. who the fuck cares??

I have no urge to tax my beautiful mind over shit like this. (always wanted to use that emoji)

[SoCalDem]

44. Her twitter clone tweeted that..

She does not strike me as a social media type ..at all...