Trump Addresses Rally of Ambien Users

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NASHVILLE (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump held a rally in Nashville on Tuesday night and addressed his most ardent supporters, people who take the sleep medication known as Ambien.

Trump served up a hefty helping of fiery rhetoric guaranteed to appeal to Ambien users, whose votes propelled him to the White House, in 2016.

Trump defended his use of the word “animals” to describe some undocumented immigrants, earning a huge ovation from the Ambien-dosed crowd.

He also said that Mexico would pay for a wall on its border with the U.S., a claim that he has repeatedly made while under the influence of Ambien.

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1. Who ever thought

The dumbing down of America would drop to this level and still dropping!

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2. It's literally frightening what the US is ... and becoming worse. US is becoming the laughingstock

of the world.

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3. Trump Addresses Rally of Ambien Users

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4. K&R for, bwa ha hah!1

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5. BTW, thanks for the turn-on to Borowitz.

Wasn't familiar with him (don't read The New Yorker), but I'm going to have to binge read a bunch of his columns...he's hilarious!