Kim Kardashian met with trump in the White House to discuss prison reform today

[NightWatcher]

because some really strong acid from Georgia Tech I took in 1996 must have finally triggered one of those flashbacks we were warned about.

Look around people, this is what rock bottom looks like.

Link to tweet

[Botany]

1. Do not post Onion stories like they are real!

"Great meeting with @KimKardashian today, talked about prison reform and sentencing."





Jesus, just kill me right now.

[octoberlib]

2. Trump is adamantly opposed to prison reform so either this is a PR stunt on

Kardashian's part or she didn't bother to do her homework.

[notdarkyet]

17. He wanted to hang with a young sexy woman because Melanie has

Disappeared.

[SeattleVet]

29. Maybe he is coming around a little on prison reform...

knowing where he and most of his relatives, friends, business partners, and assorted acquaintances are going to wind up.

Once it becomes personal...

[John Fante]

3. A reality TV show nitwit in the Oval Office.

Also pictured: Kim Kardashian.

[BlueStater]

4. What a photo.

A perfect representation of what an utter joke this country has turned into.

[YOHABLO]

11. Well, actually it's the Republicans that are a joke. Oh, and the Christian right. There's more.

[spanone]

5. i'm sure they solved all the world's problems

[Bleacher Creature]

6. I hear that late night comedy show writers are planning a strike.

He is actively stealing all their material!!

[MineralMan]

7. Note to Self: Must Not Refer to Booty Call!

[world wide wally]

8. I've never seen a cleaner desk

[Flaleftist]

20. It's very impressive.

It's almost as if he never does any work there, reading, writing, etc.

[SeattleVet]

30. Yep...we used to be told that a cluttered desk was the sign of a cluttered mind...

so I guess that the inverse of having a totally empty desk... well, you know.

[YOHABLO]

9. Because of course Kim Kardashian is an expert on ''prison reform'' .. does she even have a degree?

In anything?

[Solly Mack]

10. I don't know what to do with that information.

[Glimmer of Hope]

12. Just when you think it can't get worse. Should I laugh or cry.

[Fullduplexxx]

13. K.k. has taken up a cause in trying to get a pardon for a woman in prison

[kskiska]

34. Something she read on Twitter.

[CatMor]

14. What a bizarre country this has become...

I keep thinking I'm eventually going to wake up from a bad dream and find there are no trumps or Kardashians in real life. Kim Kardashian advising trump on prison reform, can it get anymore ridiculous.

[Luz]

15. I've never done acid, but this must be how a bad trip feels.

This is not normal
This is not normal
This is not normal.

[The Genealogist]

24. I had a bad trip. It was over by the next morning.

After some sleep, things were OK again. This blooming idiot's destruction has been going on for almost a year and a half.

[Historic NY]

16. What does she know about modern penal reform....

better yet can she name any penal reformers. Johnny Cash knew more than she does.

[NightWatcher]

22. She knows her way around penal systems from what I've heard.

You made me go there. I hope you're proud of yourself.

[SammyWinstonJack]

37. For that matter, what does tRUMP know about modern penal reform?

[jpak]

18. Only the BEST people

[Totally Tunsie]

19. Is Kimmie expecting to be jailed soon?

Or does she have some inside info on Kanye?

She's just like Dumpie...doesn't do anything that doesn't benefit herself directly. Two of a kind.

[thegoose]

21. Another reality star that's been peed on

I sense a theme developing here...

[MFM008]

23. Two trashy people

Who should never have had access to the white house.

[The Genealogist]

25. I'm still not sure why Kim Kardashian is famous

Probably because I don't care to find out.

[SeattleVet]

31. Silly -

She's obviously 'famous' only for being famous!

[DesertRat]

33. She made a sex tape and her father was OJ's defense attorney

[RandySF]

26. Did she steam his pants?

[Turbineguy]

27. If I were Trump

I'd try and find out which one I would be going to and made a few nice improvements ahead of time. After all, when you're already 71 you don't have time to fuck around while they are remodeling your cell. "Please help by stirring this paint!"

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

28. Bc

no one else has any ideas about prison reform right? He's SUCH a chump.

[DesertRat]

32. These are the people he knows, reality tv stars and Fox news commentators

[Raysawesome34]

35. If she wants to try an talk sense to him,

fine.
I have never been concerned about "Keeping up with the Kardashians". Why start now?
If she feels she can help more power to her.

[obnoxiousdrunk]

36. Probably because this ...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/tv/kardashian-west-en-route-to-white-house/2018/05/30/d22d25ea-642e-11e8-81ca-bb14593acaa6_story.html

[uppityperson]

38. What???? I mean, WHAT?????

[struggle4progress]

39. "For far too long, we have been far too harsh on billionaires who cheat on their taxes or who

sell out their country to a foreign power. We must end this frightening state of affairs as quickly as possible"