Jesus: "OMFG, you guys, I said I hated FIGS"

[WilliamPitt]

Mark 11:12-14, 19-25

[hlthe2b]

1. That would really stir them up in the Middle East...

Figs are the "nectar of the gods" (or Allah or Yawheh or someone. )

[Ezlivin]

2. You don't fuck with the Jesus

Figs had a good run: From covering the world's first human genitals to the time of Jesus.

But they didn't come through and Jesus cursed the life right out of them.

You don't fuck with the Jesus.

[Initech]

4. .....8 year olds Dude.

[FLyellowdog]

3. Stealing this.

OK? Thanks.

[nichomachus]

5. And it's "celebrate"

not "celibate"

[HappyMe]

6. lol!

Good one.