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WilliamPitt

(58,179 posts) Fri Aug 3, 2012, 12:48 PM Aug 2012

Jesus: "OMFG, you guys, I said I hated FIGS"

Mark 11:12-14, 19-25

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Jesus: "OMFG, you guys, I said I hated FIGS" (Original Post) WilliamPitt Aug 2012 OP

That would really stir them up in the Middle East... hlthe2b Aug 2012 #1

You don't fuck with the Jesus Ezlivin Aug 2012 #2

.....8 year olds Dude. Initech Aug 2012 #4

Stealing this. FLyellowdog Aug 2012 #3

And it's "celebrate" nichomachus Aug 2012 #5

lol! HappyMe Aug 2012 #6

hlthe2b

(114,667 posts)

1. That would really stir them up in the Middle East...

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 12:52 PM

Aug 2012

Figs are the "nectar of the gods" (or Allah or Yawheh or someone. )

Ezlivin

(8,153 posts)

2. You don't fuck with the Jesus

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 12:55 PM

Aug 2012

Figs had a good run: From covering the world's first human genitals to the time of Jesus.

But they didn't come through and Jesus cursed the life right out of them.

You don't fuck with the Jesus.

Initech

(109,260 posts)

4. .....8 year olds Dude.

Reply to Ezlivin (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 01:01 PM

Aug 2012

FLyellowdog

(4,276 posts)

3. Stealing this.

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 12:57 PM

Aug 2012

OK? Thanks.

nichomachus

(12,754 posts)

5. And it's "celebrate"

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 01:48 PM

Aug 2012

not "celibate"

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

6. lol!

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 02:30 PM

Aug 2012

Good one.

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