I'm surprised that trump isn't selling pardons out of the white house.

[spanone]

fuck donald trump.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

1. How do you know he isn't?

[spanone]

2. i don't and it wouldn't surprise me one bit. the most corrupt administration ever.

[k8conant]

10. That's the question I thought of immediately also. nt

[Heidi]

25. My first thought (nt)

[Frustratedlady]

3. Be patient. Where there's a viable product, there's a Trump con.

Just be patient. He's just getting the hang of it and they need to figure out how to move the money without detection. They thought they had it down pat, but Mueller stuck his nose in their business and ruined it.

They'll streamline the process. Just you wait.

[cynatnite]

4. He wouldn't do it unless he was getting something out of it for himself...

So, yeah, basically he is.

[spanone]

7. i believe he's gaming everything.

he's the most dangerous human that has ever lived.

he has nuclear weapons at his fingertips.

[Exotica]

22. He absolutely is the most dangerous ever, as he is completely unstable and is also

at the head of the most powerfully destructive MIC ever. Chaos theory, a global personal crime network, sociopathic/narcissistic personality disorders, and thousands of hydrogen bombs are not a good mix in terms of the human survival clock.

[Vinca]

5. Maybe he is. He's not known for his generosity.

[Gothmog]

6. Give him some time

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 15 to 20!

[spanone]

9. 👍🏼😎

[k8conant]

12. An eternity in hell...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. If only!

[Cha]

21. So while you're wandering around the Rose Garden in your bathrobe and pardoning people on Twitter

Link to tweet

[malaise]

11. Are you Sure?

[spanone]

17. You know he'll use this to his advantage, he'll bestow pardons just so he can brag about 'em.

[nature-lover]

14. It is written on heavy parchment emblazoned with the trump family crest.

[marble falls]

15. How do you know he's not???

[Lars39]

16. a la Ray Blanton?

Would not put it past him.

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. Nah. Too inefficient He'd use a website.

Just fill out the form on the site, print it off, and send it with a check for $250,000 to This-Is-Not-Donald-Trump, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C.

Within two weeks of the check clearing, you'll receive a genuine, hand-signed pardon, suitable for framing. (Frame extra.)

NEW! Not-Donald-Trump is now offering preemptive pardons! Only $325,000! They will be worded "To Whom It May Concern / (Your Name) can do whatever he/she wants. / Signed, Donald J. Trump." The SPECIAL preemptive pardon comes with a wallet-sized card for your convenience.

Hurry! Prices may change at any time, depending on the amount of the upcoming interest payment to the Kremlin!

[obliviously]

19. Or selling the Lincoln bedroom!

[Cha]

20. So while you're wandering around the Rose Garden in your bathrobe and pardoning people on Twitter

Link to tweet

[Rosco T.]

23. yet n/m

[ooky]

24. Yea nothing says "drain the swamp" like pardoning

governors who were caught selling a Senate seat.