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Fri Jun 1, 2018, 09:14 PM

"Wypipo" a limerick contest

Here is my entry:


When some hear the slang word "wypipo",
it causes their heart rate to leap-oh.

hate for the black race
is all over the place

sometimes what we sow we then reap-oh.



I would love to read your entries.


Guillaume

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Reply "Wypipo" a limerick contest (Original post)
guillaumeb Jun 2018 OP
kwassa Jun 2018 #1
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #2
EffieBlack Jun 2018 #15
Eliot Rosewater Jun 2018 #26
needledriver Jun 2018 #3
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #9
marble falls Jun 2018 #4
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #10
ck4829 Jun 2018 #50
brush Jun 2018 #51
Evergreen Emerald Jun 2018 #5
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #11
brush Jun 2018 #52
Petrushka Jun 2018 #6
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #12
Petrushka Jun 2018 #14
oberliner Jun 2018 #7
marble falls Jun 2018 #8
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #13
EffieBlack Jun 2018 #16
Eliot Rosewater Jun 2018 #27
Mosby Jun 2018 #32
EffieBlack Jun 2018 #33
Post removed Jun 2018 #34
EffieBlack Jun 2018 #35
brush Jun 2018 #53
Petrushka Jun 2018 #20
Petrushka Jun 2018 #17
SidDithers Jun 2018 #18
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #40
LineReply .
XRubicon Jun 2018 #19
brush Jun 2018 #54
DFW Jun 2018 #21
hlthe2b Jun 2018 #25
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #41
Exotica Jun 2018 #46
ck4829 Jun 2018 #22
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #42
brush Jun 2018 #55
Post removed Jun 2018 #23
ProudLib72 Jun 2018 #24
brush Jun 2018 #56
Bok_Tukalo Jun 2018 #28
ismnotwasm Jun 2018 #29
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #43
Croney Jun 2018 #30
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #44
YessirAtsaFact Jun 2018 #31
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #45
LanternWaste Jun 2018 #59
mythology Jun 2018 #36
kwassa Jun 2018 #38
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #47
Petrushka Jun 2018 #37
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #48
Petrushka Jun 2018 #49
Petrushka Jun 2018 #39
Tommy_Carcetti Jun 2018 #57
LanternWaste Jun 2018 #58
moriah Jun 2018 #62
JNelson6563 Jun 2018 #60
guillaumeb Jun 2018 #61

Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Fri Jun 1, 2018, 09:22 PM

1. Wypipo got no reason ...

(not a limerick, and with apologies to Randy Newman)


Wypipo got got no reason
Wypipo got got no reason
Wypipo got got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no wypipo
Don't want no wypipo
Don't want no wypipo
Round here
Wypipo are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)
Wypipo got nobody
Wypipo got nobody
Wypipo got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no wypipo
Don't want no wypipo
Don't want no wypipo
'Round here

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Response to kwassa (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 1, 2018, 09:23 PM

2. I was just thinking about that song. eom

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Response to kwassa (Reply #1)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 10:16 PM

15. Lol

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Response to kwassa (Reply #1)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 11:48 AM

26. Now THAT is how I like waking up in the morning.

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Fri Jun 1, 2018, 09:25 PM

3. Entry.

Wypipo are oftentimes trash.
Whose actions are frequently rash.
They can celebrate
every manner of hate
and fondly remember the lash.

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Response to needledriver (Reply #3)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 04:13 PM

9. I love it.

Much better than mine.

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Fri Jun 1, 2018, 09:46 PM

4. There were two wypipo on DU

Last edited Sat Jun 2, 2018, 03:18 PM - Edit history (1)

Who cried 'it's racism' till blue,
Their internet fight
almost lasted all night
over who can say what, about what and to who!

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Response to marble falls (Reply #4)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 04:14 PM

10. Very nice. I like how the thread is developing. eom

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Response to marble falls (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 11, 2018, 10:41 AM

50. Heh heh

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Response to marble falls (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 11, 2018, 11:00 AM

51. Nice one.

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Fri Jun 1, 2018, 09:49 PM

5. Thosepipo


Wypipo, blapipo, mexpipo, them
Not us not you not me not we

Divide and judge and hate and blame
No likeness no love nothing the same

Hate Thosepipo inside and out
so evil so ugly from roots to stem

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Response to Evergreen Emerald (Reply #5)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 04:14 PM

11. Very well said. eom

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Response to Evergreen Emerald (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 11, 2018, 11:02 AM

52. Another good one.

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 07:21 AM

6. Limerick?

Last edited Sun Jun 3, 2018, 12:15 AM - Edit history (2)

Privileged & Homeless Vet

I'll sleep on a bench at the depot
if nobody nudges my ego
by raising a fuss
till we're under the bus
with all of the unwoke wypipo.









(Title changed after sleeping on it.)

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Response to Petrushka (Reply #6)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 04:15 PM

12. My privilege to read this one. eom

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Response to guillaumeb (Reply #12)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 10:14 PM

14. Thank you!

The challenge was a fun one!


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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 07:37 AM

7. The Root has a writer name Mike

 

Ms. Clinton he sure doesn't like
He pushes this word
Whose definition's absurd
Perhaps he should go take a hike

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Response to oberliner (Reply #7)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 03:21 PM

8. I don't get it. No 'wypipo' in it.

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Response to oberliner (Reply #7)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 04:16 PM

13. Well done.

And thank you for participating.

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Response to oberliner (Reply #7)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 10:19 PM

16. You didn't follow directions, Boo

And there you go again flaunting your man-crush on Mike in my face.

Iím very patient but even I have my limits. Donít make me break up with you ...

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Response to EffieBlack (Reply #16)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 11:49 AM

27. What is it about some folks and some other folks, i cant use the W or B words...

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Response to EffieBlack (Reply #16)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 01:48 PM

32. your obsession with oberliner isn't cute or funny.

Maybe you and your real boo Mike should head on over to JPR.

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Response to Mosby (Reply #32)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 01:51 PM

33. Wow - you haven't been keeping up, have you?

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Response to Post removed (Reply #34)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 02:00 PM

35. Aww. You wrote a poem about me

I'm glad that I'm taking up space in your brain. But my Boo's gonna get jealous if you keep flirting with me.

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Response to Mosby (Reply #32)

Mon Jun 11, 2018, 11:05 AM

53. Someone has an obssession all right. And it's not EB.

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Response to oberliner (Reply #7)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 12:10 AM

20. I figure the title of your limerick must be . . .

Last edited Sun Jun 3, 2018, 12:44 AM - Edit history (1)

"Wypipo?"






P.S.
I didn't know what or who that word "wypipo" is supposed to define until a Bing search uncovered Mike and The Root.

Anyway . . . nice work!

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 10:25 PM

17. Another ---

Last edited Tue Jun 12, 2018, 07:45 AM - Edit history (4)


A Theory of Devolution: Another Look at Victimhood


To earn every nickel and ducat---
and not have a list or a bucket
as a wypipo ape---
you made your escape
from Darwinian pimps and Nantucket.









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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 11:20 PM

18. ...

Wypipo are deplorable shits
Theyíre racist and privileged twits
For sure they will narc
On anyone dark
Whose cookouts are without permits


Sid

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #18)

Fri Jun 8, 2018, 09:10 PM

40. Very good. Really very good.

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sat Jun 2, 2018, 11:44 PM

19. .


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Response to XRubicon (Reply #19)

Mon Jun 11, 2018, 11:08 AM

54. Love Christopher Walken in this but it works better wit the "Fatboy Slim" music.

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 08:05 AM

21. I have always been loathe to get involved with this whole circus, but I'll play this time

Wypipo, the term, was invented
The palefaces were represented
Between friends, a fence
It all made no sense
The whole mess could have been prevented

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Response to DFW (Reply #21)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 11:42 AM

25. +1

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Response to DFW (Reply #21)

Fri Jun 8, 2018, 09:11 PM

41. Thank you for playing.

Well done.

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Response to DFW (Reply #21)

Fri Jun 8, 2018, 09:14 PM

46. Great post

 

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 09:35 AM

22. Truth about Wypipo is just because you're white, you ain't one

But you very much are if you call 911 for fun
If you scream "No, all lives matters"
And OK with the confederate tatters
And more afraid of a fun Muslim than a white murderer with a gun

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Response to ck4829 (Reply #22)

Fri Jun 8, 2018, 09:11 PM

42. Brutal.

But the truth can be brutal.

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Response to ck4829 (Reply #22)

Mon Jun 11, 2018, 11:10 AM

55. Ok, ok, I like it.

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 11:03 AM

24. ...

There once was a gal named Mel
Whose face doctors put in a pail
She went missing for weeks
All to get some new cheeks
And the conspiracies about her grew stale


And BTW: she was a wypipo

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #24)

Mon Jun 11, 2018, 11:13 AM

56. Oh sh_t! It was a face job all along? Hahahahahaha!

How the hell do they think a person as visible as the first lady can get away with that not being outted?

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 11:50 AM

28. Acts 2:15

<OPE>

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 11:51 AM

29. There once was a Wypipo from Nantucket

Oh wait, better not.

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #29)

Fri Jun 8, 2018, 09:12 PM

43. Agreed.

It seems as if I have heard that one before.

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 12:07 PM

30. A wypipo named Rosanne

Had a show that got tossed in the can,
For dropping a tweet
That smelled like her feet,
Then blaming a pill for her ban.

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Response to Croney (Reply #30)

Fri Jun 8, 2018, 09:13 PM

44. Nicely done.

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Response to YessirAtsaFact (Reply #31)

Fri Jun 8, 2018, 09:13 PM

45. I see it as a descriptive.

Why do you see it as a slur?

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Response to YessirAtsaFact (Reply #31)

Mon Jun 11, 2018, 11:24 AM

59. Goodness. There's an entire forum dedicated to this sincere question

Goodness. There's an entire forum dedicated to this most sincere question you ask many times in many variations over the past weeks.

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 02:16 PM

36. Sorry, for the same reason I don't use other racial slurs, I don't use this one

 

Would you find it funny if I replaced it with any other slur? It's juvenile and childish and says more about the people who use it than they realize.

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Response to mythology (Reply #36)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 09:59 PM

38. It can't be a racial slur if it doesn't slur the entire race.

It is a slam on certain racial behavior by SOME white people.

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Response to mythology (Reply #36)

Fri Jun 8, 2018, 09:14 PM

47. Why do you see it as a slur? eom

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2018, 08:34 PM

37. "Who's Your Daddy?!

Last edited Sun Jun 3, 2018, 11:15 PM - Edit history (1)

Wypipo Advice Your Mama Forgot to Give

Don't botch your career as a comic:
Don't joke of the brothers "Islamic";
Don't yoke them with "ape"
And hope to escape:
It's unfunny and uneconomic!







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Response to Petrushka (Reply #37)

Fri Jun 8, 2018, 09:15 PM

48. A winner.

Unfortunately, my budget does not allow for a prize.

3 excellent entries.

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Response to guillaumeb (Reply #48)

Sat Jun 9, 2018, 12:34 PM

49. A bow and a curtsey and (**blush**) . . .

Last edited Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:29 PM - Edit history (1)

I must leave the stage in a rush
with a "Thank you!" . . . that's all . . .
there'll be no curtain-call . . .
I am late for a date with my crush.






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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Tue Jun 5, 2018, 06:48 PM

39. Letter from Limerick

Last edited Tue Jun 5, 2018, 10:22 PM - Edit history (3)

BREAKDOWN

Dear Minerva Luscinia,

Enticed by the groan of the sax,
did wypipo virgins relax
and dance in the nude
entranced by the mood
of the Blues invented by blacks?






https://www.lyonandturnbull.com/news-article/threat-jazz-john-bulloch-souter%E2%80%99s-breakdown

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Mon Jun 11, 2018, 11:17 AM

57. Wypipo threads in DU are the turds that just won't flush. nt

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #57)

Mon Jun 11, 2018, 11:21 AM

58. Yours is my favorite unintended irony of the week.

Yours is my favorite unintended irony of the week. And it's only Monday!

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #57)

Tue Jun 12, 2018, 03:38 PM

62. There once was a thread on DU...

That made many people want to say "Fuck you too"

But when alerting doesn't create a ban
Just throw it in the trashcan

And the wypipo threads won't bother you

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Mon Jun 11, 2018, 11:46 AM

60. When I need lots of attention

I post an OP with "wypipo" in the title. The end.

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Response to JNelson6563 (Reply #60)

Tue Jun 12, 2018, 03:26 PM

61. Not feeling poetic today? eom

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