Still no Melania...

[Eliot Rosewater]

I hear the WH Is going to photoshop her into some ceremony pictures, where they SAY she will be but for some reason NOBODY is allowed in.

What the fuck is going on, Donnie?

Beat your wife?



https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/why-melania-trump-s-vanishing-act-matters-n879711

Why Melania Trump's vanishing act matters
The disappearance of a first lady means that, for now, the White House is playing without a full roster.

[lame54]

1. Going on a month...

Where's the countdown clock

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. If it was Michelle NOBODY would talk about ANYTHING else and while

non liberals would wish death on her they would simultaneously DEMAND she be seen in public.

[Totally Tunsie]

5. Right here

http://datecountdown.com/?&d=May+10%2c+2018+3%3a00+AM&t=Melania%27s+Last+Appearance

[louis-t]

3. Read something today that said in a mocking tone

"pretty sure Melanie is dead."

[ooky]

25. I expect her soul has probably died by now.

[uppityperson]

31. Rudy said Don could've shot Comey without repercussion. Trump says he can pardon himself. Pretty sur

Melania is dead.

Something like that.

[Ohiogal]

4. Healing from plastic surgery or a nervous breakdown is my guess.

[Eliot Rosewater]

6. What we know is

a. whatever rump says she is doing, is a lie

b. this is unacceptable but filthy racist traitors run things now so who cares I guess

[Miles Archer]

13. "What is it at 35, Howard?" Trump wondered aloud. "It's called checkout time."

The infamous Howard Stern tapes, in which Trump explained the shelf life of women.



Karen McDouglal was one of the lucky ones...she was 35 in 2006 when Trump "swept her off her feet."

Trump was 60.

Melania, who was at home while Don 'n' Karen were making the beast with two backs, was 36.

[tblue37]

16. She was "lucky" to have sex with Cheato? I don't think so. nt

[Miles Archer]

18. I generally don't use the "sarcasm" smiley...it's implied

That's kind of the reason why I wrote "making the beast with two backs" rather than "making love."

[debsy]

41. I'm going with the plastic surgery conspiracy theory, myself.

I mean she is married to dumpster. She obviously has no self confidence.

[RKP5637]

7. Trump quote! "I never knew anyone named Melania!"

Well, in tRumpland it make sense.

[pwb]

8. She threatened to cut off Trumps private parts?

She knows where they have been.... Yucky Trumpy

The secret service is keeping her away from him for his own safety.

[Eliot Rosewater]

9. Well we know for a FACT that he has physically assaulted women.

[groundloop]

10. She threatened to talk to Mueller and was quickly 'disappeared'

[Eliot Rosewater]

11. Even if it is just plastic surgery recovery, NOT telling us at all or the truth would NOT be

accepted by anybody else, including W for instance.

This brave new deplorable base is OK with anything AT ALL as long as he promises to harm gays and POC

[lunasun]

28. ++++ You got their number !

[Hekate]

12. Okay, NOW we are about 2 weeks into "we have a right to know" territory.

I am getting a very bad vibe off this -- because, Trump.

[Eliot Rosewater]

14. WE have a right to know but just like rumpers and this or others and tax returns

excuses will be made

[Solly Mack]

15. Has anyone checked for her in Trump's hair?

[gibraltar72]

17. Martha Mitchell treatment is my guess.

Heavily drugged.

[MontanaMama]

29. Yes.

The tRump and family had a get together at Camp David over the weekend. Sans Melanie and Barron. Getting their stories straight? Why is nobody in the media asking about this?

[wcmagumba]

19. Melanie..

just isn't herself anymore.

[Miles Archer]

20. TWO WORDS:

[CelticWinter]

21. probably in a detention center

separated from her child, yeah that sounds about tRump's speed.

[dameatball]

22. If only Rod Serling were still alive.

[raccoon]

24. Or Robert Ludlum. Nt

[dameatball]

50. That too

[raccoon]

23. The White House playing without a full rooster as well. Nt

[mainstreetonce]

26. Aren't there people at this event

who will know if she is there?

[wcmagumba]

27. Probably making...

them sign an NDA...wish I was kidding....

[grantcart]

34. it started an hour ago. I am guessing she makes a brief appearance there, No press is allowed.

[appalachiablue]

44. Private event, no press means no photos probly. Hmm.

[grantcart]

45. She showed, posted in LBN

[robbedvoter]

30. it's been over 2 Scaramuccis already...

(24 days)

[steventh]

49. 2 Scaramuccis (24 days) ROFL

Your note had me laughing out loud. Thanks!

[Ferrets are Cool]

32. Can you say "cardboard cutout"?

[pangaia]

33. Has anyone actually ASKED trump where she is? I mean to his face.

And then the next person ask where she is?

Then an hour later again?

over and over and over.. PRESS CORP !!!! YOO HOO!!!!!

Are you there ???... ding a ling !!!!!!

[Tipperary]

35. Please elaborate.

Where did you “hear” there would be photoshopping? Hmmm?

[ProudLib72]

36. She's hard a work on her new campaign: "Be Lost"

Is that her!!!

[rurallib]

37. Our new King needs a Queen n/t

[LudwigPastorius]

38. She's just taking some...

“me time” at Trembling Hills.

[spiderpig]

39. From a White House with a reputation for leaking like a sieve...

...it's downright weird that we have heard NOTHING.

Personal privacy has never stopped the staff from dropping the dime before.

[grantcart]

40. She attended the White House event for the Gold Star Families

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-today-06-04-18/

A person inside a White House event tonight told CNN that President Trump made a light-hearted joke about first lady Melania Trump’s extended absence from public view, saying the media was asking: “Where’s Melania?”

He went on for a minute or so, saying the media was speculating where she has been. The President asked at one point, “Did she leave him?” before pointing out that Melania Trump was, in fact, sitting in the front row.

The riff was playful, but a bit awkward considering the event was being held to honor Gold Star families who have lost loved ones at war.

The President also talked about the strong economy during the closed-press event, a person inside the room said.

[Totally Tunsie]

42. "The President also talked about the strong economy during the closed-press event"

because that's what the Gold Star families traveled there to listen to. Idiot.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

52. Isn't that similar to what he said on Veterans Day?

Something like, "They died for our free enterprise system and the greatest economy ever, thanks to me!" (I'm paraphrasing.)

[MerryBlooms]

43. The first lady is "confident in what she is doing and in her role," her spokesperson says

What role would that be? She's been a total washout as a First Lady. "Be Best"? What the hell does that even mean? She and her husband are completely unqualified for anything other than patting each other on the back and criminal activity.

[slumcamper]

46. WHO the hell CARES?

Please--ignore it and enjoy the reprieve! Every day without her is a blessing.

The less we see of ANY of these fucking grifters, the better.

[George II]

47. It's like "Manny Quinn" in Two and a Half Men:

[Pepsidog]

48. One Adam 12 see the man....

[KelleyKramer]

51. For now? 25% of State Dept empty, 30+ ambassadors empty

There are so many unfilled positions in the Trump administration, don't think I could even list them all

Without a full roster FOR NOW ???