I truly didn't need to learn this, today: trump* is upset he can't watch porn in the White House

[Siwsan]

Per Mika Brzezinski via one of her contacts. Again, I feel the need to

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. I would rather the Dotard watch porn than set policy. n/t

[Siwsan]

3. I'm just picturing the involvement of Big Macs and chocolate cake........

I may need to go into therapy, this week!!

[fleur-de-lisa]

4. LOL! I must have a strong stomach.

I wouldn't care if he watched porn all day long, if only it would keep him from enacting policies that hurt people.

Hell, I would gladly PAY FOR HIS PORN HABIT if he would stop effing up the country!

[mopinko]

38. i'd rather he watch porn than fox.

lets all chip in and buy him some dvd's.

[hlthe2b]

2. OMG.. and I thought I could not be more repulsed by these people....

[MineralMan]

5. So that's why he's always going out of town on weekends...

Aha!

[mopinko]

39. this

i do believe we have a winner.
and here we thought it was the golf. no wonder he doesnt go to camp david.

[lunatica]

6. Seriously? Why not?

Does he order Stormy Daniels videos?

But in all seriousness is there a rule somewhere in the Constitution prohibiting porn?

As much as I like JFK didn’t he have sex with a lot of women? Did any of it happen in the White House? It seems that would be the most secure place.

I just got a mental image of Trump with bed head! Oh barf 🤮!

[mopinko]

41. suspect it is blocked on wh internet.

i would be down w undoing that. we would all be better off if these wankers were ALL left to their wanking.

[lunatica]

43. I'm really seriously asking this

Who would be in charge of of blocking internet access to the President? I can see the President and First Lady blocking sites on the internet for their kids, just like any other parents, but who blocks it for other adults?

I’m hoping there is some kind of monitoring for child porn, but that’s illegal. Watching regular porn isn’t, even for minors which is why parents decide whether to block such sites.

Would the Chief of staff decide? If so, then on what grounds and by whose authority?

[MrsCoffee]

47. Mother probably had Pence do it.

[MineralMan]

49. Could be because porn sites are notorious for hosting malware.

Also, a President watching porn could be used as blackmail fodder.

It's probably the former, though, since security is a high priority at the White House, I'd think.

[mopinko]

62. it's a work place. i am sure it is not spanky only, but the whole

net there.
that is a wise choice.

[tanyev]

7. Talibangelicals: We still don't care!

[Girard442]

8. Color me skeptical.

There's no way one of his low-life friends couldn't sneak him a 256G thumb drive loaded with porn he could stick into a laptop? That would be enough wank material to last him for life.

[JonAndKatePlusABird]

12. I actually believe the story

Because of how notoriously tech-averse Trump is..... I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't realize that Internet porn is a 'thing.'

Now time to go shower with bleach. Hopefully my appetite comes back tomorrow...

[hlthe2b]

37. Yeah, but he knows each of his resorts and hotels has it on pay per view...

[smb]

13. He Doesn't Know How To Use A Computer

He says so himself, and he's too lazy and stubborn to learn.

[Girard442]

16. Probably just as well.

Imagine being the poor tech support person who has to keep replacing the keyboards because they constantly get stuck keys or who has to explain, "Mr. President, it's the thumb drive that you're supposed to stick into the computer."

Also, imagine that Trump sent hypothetical friend a shopping list of porn genres and it leaked somehow and the media published it.

[woodsprite]

20. That's what those plastic keyboard covers are for, "Safe Sexting". n/t

[Volaris]

36. I imagine it went something like the following:

Youtube, Clerks, RST.
sorry, can't link from my phone =(

[lark]

9. Wanting to see Stormy in action again?

[NatBurner]

10. he'd learn more from porn than fox and friends

go for it, don
squeeze one out and take a longass nap
asshole

[WhiskeyGrinder]

11. This makes no sense. Why can't he?

[whopis01]

58. Pretty standard IT security

Most business/enterprise class firewalls are going to block access to porn sites (among many other sites). Many are well known for hosting malware.

[MontanaMama]

14. Why in the hell

was Mika talking about it? I don’t watch MJ. Who is their source?

[G_j]

15. here

[riversedge]

35. Thanks. Mika is serious when she said that. no joke.

[PearliePoo2]

17. It doesn't surprise me one bit that he's upset about the no porn rule but I agree with Girard442

No way he doesn't have someone bring him the thumb-drive loaded up with it. Probably delivered by the same guy that brings him the Big Macs. That same guy would show him how to play it on his bedroom TV. He wants it bad enough, he'll take the time to learn how it works.

Isn't it mind-blowing that we're even talking about no porn in the White House, porn-stars and the President at all?

I mean, can you imagine if Barack Obama had ____ fill in the blank.

[global1]

18. And This - One Day After Rudy Slanders Porn Actresses And....

Stormy.

[Clarity2]

22. Yep

Trump is "the consumer" of exactly what Giuliani slandered.

[Solly Mack]

19. Eew

[Achilleaze]

21. republican family values ain't what they claim to be, for damn sure

How strange for Melanie (R)

[Kotya]

23. Why wouldn't Trump be able to watch porn?

Seriously?

I understand there are prohibitions against watching porn on government computers but I can’t think of any reason he would be prohibited from viewing porn on a personal computer.

[Blue_Adept]

24. Real Men watch porn on VHS

Especially once NYC cleaned itself up for tourism and they lost all the seedy porn shops.

[onethatcares]

59. he would have the

best collection of Beta tapes ever made, VHS is such old tech.

[MarianJack]

25. Maybe he brings up Porn Hub on his unsecured phones?

Seriously though, BARF!

PEACE!

[Frustratedlady]

26. That must be what "private time" means in his daily schedule?

I thought it was combing his hair, spraying tan or his daily dump.

Didn't he have one in the afternoon, too?

[Stallion]

27. Damn! He Really Did Sacrifice a Lot to Become President

[FreepFryer]

28. Maybe the kind he likes is of questionable legality. (n/t)

[Freethinker65]

29. Pretty sure if he wanted to, he could. Mika must be misinformed or upset she was not invited.

[Docreed2003]

30. Doesn't his ass have an unsecured IPhone he uses all the time??

Newsflash dipshit that phone you can't seem to stay off of has internet access that can get you porn...for free!!

That doesn't even scrape the surface of the evangelical hypocrisy...just pointing out how fucking stupid this guy is

[Moostache]

32. That was my first thought....his goddamn uncontrolled I-phone can access anything...

And I guarantee you that the sick little-handed pervert KNOWS all about that functionality.

[Blue Owl]

31. What a man of substance

Right, Rudy?

[Me.]

33. Why?

he has no qualms about anything else

[Doodley]

34. He can't watch porn in the White House and he can't bring in prostitutes.

No wonder he is so angry and hates his job.

[grumpyduck]

40. What if

the WH were to suddenly receive THOUSANDS of porn DVDs from "well wishers?"

And the story made it to the MSM?

[BSdetect]

42. He has an unsecured phone I believe?

[Siwsan]

44. His tech skills appear to be limited to calling people and tweeting

No doubt his sons could give him some tips.

[CabalPowered]

46. He doesn't actually do the tweeting

He dictates to a staff member. That was my understanding. His skills appear to be limited to phone calls only.

[Siwsan]

48. At the very least, I figure the tweets with misspellings are coming from him.

And the ones that make you scratch your head, such as 'covfefe'.

[StatGirl]

55. Believe it or not, he actually has people doing that for him.

See https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2018/05/21/trump-tweets-include-grammatical-errors-and-some-them-are-purpose/JeL7AtKLPevJDIIOMG7TrN/story.html for example.

[Siwsan]

56. He and his whole cartel are a bunch of diabolical bastards

I used to refer to them as the modern day 'Confederacy of Dunces' (I constantly thank John Kennedy Toole for that apt description) but sometimes it just falls a little short, for this crowd.

[marylandblue]

53. He likes to watch on a big plasma TV

Makes him feel like Stormy is right there in the room with him again.

[PearliePoo2]

45. Oh man, I'd LOVE to see Huckabee-Sanders get asked about this in the Press Briefing!

"Thank you Sarah. Regarding what Mika said this morning on MSNBC, can you please tell us if it's true that......"

(by the way, the video's gone freakin' viral now)

I especially like where Mika called both trump and Rudy PIGS! She is SO correct!

[dalton99a]

50. Have Pruitt order him some DVDs

Mother prolly wouldn't let Pence buy or watch the stuff, but call Pruitt

[RandySF]

51. Federal TOS

The White House is a 24/7 place of work.

[unblock]

52. even for the residents when they're in the residence part?

[smb]

61. The President Probably *Could* Get Porn Channels Added To The Residence Cable...

...but who -- even the Dotard -- would want to give the order knowing that it would probably be all over the news the next day?

[unblock]

64. If he's whining about it, that's just as bad

[no_hypocrisy]

54. Simple solution: RESIGN !

Win/Win.

[mythology]

57. It could be worse

Without porn to satisfy his urges, no wonder Melania disappears.

[NastyRiffraff]

60. Hey Trump, the solution is clear

RESIGN. And take puppydog Pence with you. Then the two of you can watch all the porn you want. (And yes, it's entirely possible that Mr. Fake Holiness watches porn.)

[NCTraveler]

63. Not sure why. He should be able to.

Give him that and two gallons of lubricant. Might help with some of his anger. Maybe we should start a petition for him.

[syringis]

65. Serious question...

Where the hell does a president of the USA find time to watch porn?


He's supposed to govern the country, not to let his instincts govern him!

[Siwsan]

66. And all of that golf, tv, and hissy fit throwing takes time, too!

I'm wondering if they have just given up on the daily briefings.