Button up you low class slob!

[underpants]

[More_Cowbell]

1. Maybe he can't. nt

[NurseJackie]

34. Ha!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. He never buttons his jacket; he's always got to show that stupid, extra-long tie

flapping over his fat gut down to his useless little crotch. I suspect he doesn't button up because his jackets are too tight and he's too vain to get them altered to fit properly.

[jmowreader]

10. He'd need to buy new jackets to get them to fit properly

His tailor would have to completely disassemble his coats and add expansion panels to get them to button.

[lunatica]

26. Buttoning his jacket would pull the material

forward so his ass would bulge under and to the sides of the back flap. His depends would show and we’d be able to see how his pants bunch up between his thighs.

We should be happy he doesn’t button his jacket!

[pansypoo53219]

3. you do not button 'kaftans'. gotta disguise the fat ass he is. dangly red penis tie.

[maddiemom]

38. Remember Brando wearing that "Mother Hubbard"

in that western late in his career?

[BeyondGeography]

4. That would be unfair to the button

[magicarpet]

19. Really.... If he buttoned the jacket the....

....jacket button would explode off if he inhaled, his stomach is so rotund.

[Nitram]

5. At least his tie is the right length. Maybe he wanted to be sure everybody saw that.

[ProudLib72]

6. "Button up your lip," you mean.

[bitterross]

11. +10000 - if only we could be so lucky. /nt

[rurallib]

7. So Justin Trudeau is 6'2" and Shinzo Abe is 5'9"

Dear Leader is somewhere between - I'd venture 6'0"
Maybe the fact that his verticality has shrunk makes it a little harder to button that coat ---

[underpants]

13. Nope. Trump is 6'3" 239 pounds. They have paperwork to prove it.

[SunSeeker]

32. LOL

[Butterflylady]

35. I don't know about guys

But I do know some ladies ad they age they lose height. I am 71 and am 5' 4". With that said, when I was 16 I was 5'5". So I have lost 1 &1/2 in. due to osteoporosis. Like I said I don't know about guys but with age comes loss of height if one has osteoporosis. I highly doubt he's 6'3".

[smirkymonkey]

39. And I'm the Duchess of Cambridge.

Not even close! Easily shorter and fatter. He keeps telling us that our eyes are lying to us and so many people believe him when he is clearly the liar.

[Solly Mack]

8. He's got the Ross shine on those teeth.

The orange skin highlights them, of course.

From the show "Friends" - the one with Ross' teeth.

[CatWoman]

9. was looking at that pic on another thread (a larger version)

and that suit looks like it's too small for him.

[Scarsdale]

24. His pant legs

are flapping in the breeze, they are so large. They have to be to cover his flabby, big butt. He really needs a professional TAILOR, instead of buying off the rack. He always looks like a slob, with those extra large shoulder pads, too.

[maddiemom]

37. Yeah, his suits always DO look as if they're off the rack.

But good off the rack suits are usually fitted at the store; the pants unhemmed to begin with. You just assume someone with Trump's supposed income would have quality, personally tailored suits, which should hide a multitude of anatomical faults. His suits look like he can't be bothered, OR he's such a blob that he's beyond the help of the most talented tailor.

[left-of-center2012]

12. I'm surprised he's not doing a 'thumbs up'

[Hugin]

14. At this point, with the bar so low...

I'm relieved his fly is up.

[underpants]

15. LMFAO

That got me

[Hugin]

36. Does this or does this not look like...

The obligatory annual family picture with the creepy uncle.

[Different Drummer]

16. We can be thankful...

for small favors.

[Scarsdale]

25. "small" being

the operative word, in his case.

[lunasun]

51. Thread truth !

[JI7]

17. It always looks like his pants are backwards

[lunatica]

27. That's due to the bulk of the depends

[pnwmom]

18. He can't. His buttons won't close anymore because of all the cheeseburgers. n/t

[magicarpet]

20. KFC,+ extra mashed potatoes, and extra-extra-extra gravy.

[lunatica]

28. And the two scoops of ice cream on his

beautiful chocolate cake.

[Saviolo]

21. Trudeau looks GQ, Trump looks J Crew.

Or maybe just TJ Maxx.

[Totally Tunsie]

29. Not even Walmart. n/t

[JI7]

30. Nope, j crew and tj maxx would both be huge improvements over what you see

[smirkymonkey]

40. Trump couldn't even fit into J. Crew clothing.

He's more like "Bob's Discount Warehouse for Fat Asses".

[bullwinkle428]

47. "G.Q. vs. P. on U."

[CTyankee]

22. trump can't contend against the beautiful French and Italian (and Canadian) men.

When I traveled to Italy and France several years ago I was amazed at how handsome their men are. The Italians have a phrase about it: "Fare la bella figura" (make the beautiful figure).

Trump has no clue.

[aeromanKC]

23. One of these things is not like the other

One of these things just doesn't belong.

[SunSeeker]

31. Damn. Standing next to Trudeau, Trump looks like a pile of laundry.

Could Trudeau be any hotter?

[smirkymonkey]

42. Urine-soaked, stinky, filthy laundry.

Trudeau makes him look like a wad of chewed up gum.

[SunSeeker]

45. LOL

[Cha]

49. Aloha, SunSeeker..

Link to tweet

[SunSeeker]

53. Yep. Obama was the only one who looked good standing next to Trudeau.

Hey Cha! My plumeria bush is finally blooming. When I stick my nose in the blossoms I can smell Kauai!

[Cha]

55. Yes! They were good together..

Link to tweet

The Obamas' State Dinner for PM Trudeau https://www.democraticunderground.com/118745163


Oh Wow.. you can grow plumerias in California! How cool is that?!! I bet it reminds you of Kauai.. they are literally Everywhere!

[SunSeeker]

57. Damn. Pictures like that make me cry.

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Miss him so much!

[Cha]

58. I know.. it's extraordinary how

how much President Obama and Family are missed!

Today is Sasha's 17th Birthday!



https://footwearnews.com/2018/fashion/celebrity-style/sasha-obama-birthday-fashion-shoes-style-1202571837/

[Totally Tunsie]

33. I hope Melania was paid well for selling her soul to this disgusting pig.

He always looks so cheap and "off the rack". It's especially funny to watch his slacks waving in the breeze...so much material needed to cover his gut and ass that it can't be tailored down to fit his legs well. He's a mess.

[maddiemom]

43. Guy friends in my Sixties/Seventies college days used to call...

those high-belted, wide- legged suit pants you saw in old movies from the Thirties and Forties. "el flappo baggos". Looking at Trump, that term came to mind for the first time in decades.

[Cha]

50. Yeah, for someone who's supposedly

a Billionaire.. he sure looks cheap ALL the time.

Link to tweet

[Yavin4]

41. The button would fly off and hit another leader in the eye

Thus starting WWIII

[2naSalit]

44. Can't, jacket won't fit around his bloat....nt

[sarcasmo]

46. Trudeau is 6"2 who's taller? Dolt 45 lied about his height and weight, big shocker.

[Cha]

48. Then we couldn't see his big red tie dangling..

Oh wow.. he looks like he shortened his tie for the summit. lol

Link to tweet

[lunasun]

52. Well for one, he needs a tailor, and lose the clown tie too

No comparison of off the rack to a tailored suits
LEFTNot fitted>>>>>>>tailored RIGHT

?911

[SunSeeker]

54. The only thing that would improve Trump's looks is a paper bag over his head.

All the tailoring in the world isn't going to make that gelatinous, orange bag of puss any more palatable. All it would do is more clearly outline Shitler's corpulent physique.

[secondwind]

56. I love 💕 Trudeau, but I don't like his stance. Because Don Jr does the same thing.