Justify turns down Visit to White House

[Norbert]

Link to tweet

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Thank you for the hilarity! Perfect.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. Wonderful tweet......

[CountAllVotes]

3. ROFL !!!

Breaking: #Justify turns down invitation to White House. Asked why, the #TripleCrown winner said “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass, I would’ve finished second.”

Thank you Bob Baffert!

[ArnoldLayne]

18. Lol

[lastlib]

21. (a very appropos avatar there!)

(okay, it's a donkey, but still.......)

[bdamomma]

56. K&R

that is funny and true!!

[angstlessk]

4. I'm gonna kick for more recs!

K&R

[boston bean]

5. Nay Nay he said.

[Elwood P Dowd]

6. I'm stealing that joke and emailing it to my sane friends.

Might even use it on a couple of brainwashed repukes I know.

[Lochloosa]

7. Already did.

[Arkansas Granny]

11. Me too.😂

[Totally Tunsie]

8. This made my day.

I've just sent to everyone on my like-minded list.

[sheshe2]

9. Winner!

[Lucky Luciano]

10. This definitely won the Internet this month. nt

[Paladin]

12. Ta-Daaaah!

The WINNAH, by several lengths!

[Ohiogal]

13. Best post of the day!

[Warren_Pointe]

14. Good One!

[oasis]

15. That was a gem!

[progressoid]

16. this pic:

:large

[lunatica]

48. LOL!

[DesertRat]

17. Justify is a true stable genius!

[reACTIONary]

47. +10 nm

[peggysue2]

19. LOL!!

And Mr. Ed would have said the same.

[lastlib]

20. "Neigh!"

that's hysterical! -- -- -- --

[Fritz Walter]

22. This just in...

The White House rescinded the invitation when cadet bone spurs found out that Justify had earned more money — and by honest means — this year than the Drumpf Organization did.

And there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that it was because Melania checked out Justify’s (ahem) assets. But then, there’s the news item about Justify’s stud fees.

[anneboleyn]

30. Trumps stud fee is ZERO. He has to pay.

[Fritz Walter]

45. "Trump" and "stud fees"should never appear in the same sentence

Clearly, he must pay for such opportunities.
And most partners would insist on protection. And we’re not talking Secret Service, here.

Point well taken!

[jayschool2013]

23. That's what I call "horse sense" NT

[Initech]

24. Love it!!!!

[Vinca]

25. He could always send along some souvenir manure.

[anneboleyn]

26. Awesome! Watching him win yesterday was my first happy moment in a long time.

Big gorgeous chestnut boy — I’m sure Trump is jealous of him since he’s jealous of anything that gets more attention then he does and especially for a fantastic achievement.

[Takket]

27. Hahahaha!!!! CLASSIC!

[anneboleyn]

28. Plus, the ladies will be paying Justify not the other way around. Trump has to pay for attractive

ladies (of his own species of course) — Justify can relax and watch the $$$ roll in as he chills out in a giant pasture.

[SergeStorms]

51. Trump has to pay....

for any woman, no matter what she looks or acts like. I wish any woman who sees that mangy, bloated, repulsive creature approaching her the courage to run away, to resist the offers of money or fame, and not become another notch on that grotesque pig's bedpost.

In my opinion there would be NO amount of money that could get me to touch that abhorrent, adipose reject from the swine herd.

Don't do it ladies. #resist

[usaf-vet]

29. Good one!

[mountain grammy]

31. K & R

[lisa58]

32. Made my day!

[Heartstrings]

33. Talk about horse sense! 🏇

Perfect! 👑👑👑

[bucolic_frolic]

34. Bruising!

and LOL and ROFLMAO

[calimary]

35. LOVE this! Retweeted!

[PatSeg]

36. Priceless, wins the day!!!

[kairos12]

37. There are more horse's asses in the world than there are horses. Never truer.

[meow2u3]

38. DUzy

[smirkymonkey]

39. Brilliant!

"I knew American Pharoah, I ran with American Pharoah. You sir, are no American Pharoah!"

[montana_hazeleyes]

40. Love this! LOL

[Demovictory9]

41. lol

[Wolf Frankula]

42. He doesn't need to go to the W(hore) House

There's enough horse shit there already.

Wolf

[KPN]

43. Cracked me up. A much needed laugh.

Thanks for posting this Norbert.

[moondust]

44. Horsey knows

a horse's ass when he sees one.

[DoctorJoJo]

46. One For The Ages!

[highplainsdem]

49. Perfect!

[vercetti2021]

50. Tweet of the year

Hands down

[duforsure]

52. Very fitting.

[NNadir]

53. Made my Monday morning! n/t

[lagomorph777]

54. Hah!

Great one!

[onecent]

55. This made my day!

[JohnnyRingo]

57. Too late to share this one.

Something this hilarious will spread like... well, like a virus. Borowitz is kicking himself in the ass for not writing this one.

I wish I'd thought of it. Thanx for sharing.

[lastlib]

58. It'd be an interesting meeting, tho--"Whinny Meets Whiney"....!

[Awsi Dooger]

59. Restoring Hope seems just sinister enough to accept

Never mind. The controversy that never ends on racing forums.