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(156,301 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(20,681 posts)CountAllVotes
(22,141 posts)Breaking: #Justify turns down invitation to White House. Asked why, the #TripleCrown winner said If I wanted to see a horses ass, I wouldve finished second.
Thank you Bob Baffert!
ArnoldLayne
(2,258 posts)lastlib
(27,790 posts)(okay, it's a donkey, but still.......)
bdamomma
(69,354 posts)that is funny and true!!
angstlessk
(11,862 posts)K&R
boston bean
(36,909 posts)Elwood P Dowd
(11,453 posts)Might even use it on a couple of brainwashed repukes I know.
Lochloosa
(16,686 posts)Arkansas Granny
(32,264 posts)Totally Tunsie
(11,674 posts)I've just sent to everyone on my like-minded list.
sheshe2
(96,618 posts)Lucky Luciano
(11,841 posts)Paladin
(32,354 posts)The WINNAH, by several lengths!
Ohiogal
(40,085 posts)Warren_Pointe
(337 posts)oasis
(53,433 posts)progressoid
(52,796 posts)
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(53,410 posts)DesertRat
(27,995 posts)reACTIONary
(7,057 posts)peggysue2
(12,443 posts)And Mr. Ed would have said the same.
lastlib
(27,790 posts)that's hysterical!
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Fritz Walter
(4,370 posts)The White House rescinded the invitation when cadet bone spurs found out that Justify had earned more money and by honest means this year than the Drumpf Organization did.
And there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that it was because Melania checked out Justifys (ahem) assets. But then, theres the news item about Justifys stud fees.
anneboleyn
(5,621 posts)Fritz Walter
(4,370 posts)Clearly, he must pay for such opportunities.
And most partners would insist on protection. And were not talking Secret Service, here.
Point well taken!
jayschool2013
(2,611 posts)Initech
(107,981 posts)Vinca
(53,555 posts)anneboleyn
(5,621 posts)Big gorgeous chestnut boy Im sure Trump is jealous of him since hes jealous of anything that gets more attention then he does and especially for a fantastic achievement.
Takket
(23,552 posts)anneboleyn
(5,621 posts)ladies (of his own species of course) Justify can relax and watch the $$$ roll in as he chills out in a giant pasture.
SergeStorms
(20,200 posts)for any woman, no matter what she looks or acts like. I wish any woman who sees that mangy, bloated, repulsive creature approaching her the courage to run away, to resist the offers of money or fame, and not become another notch on that grotesque pig's bedpost.
In my opinion there would be NO amount of money that could get me to touch that abhorrent, adipose reject from the swine herd.
Don't do it ladies. #resist
usaf-vet
(7,771 posts)mountain grammy
(28,807 posts)lisa58
(5,809 posts)Heartstrings
(7,349 posts)Perfect! 👑👑👑
bucolic_frolic
(54,490 posts)and LOL and ROFLMAO
calimary
(89,294 posts)PatSeg
(52,560 posts)kairos12
(13,491 posts)meow2u3
(25,246 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)"I knew American Pharoah, I ran with American Pharoah. You sir, are no American Pharoah!"
montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)Demovictory9
(37,113 posts)Wolf Frankula
(3,822 posts)There's enough horse shit there already.
Wolf
KPN
(17,201 posts)Thanks for posting this Norbert.
moondust
(21,257 posts)a horse's ass when he sees one.
DoctorJoJo
(1,134 posts)highplainsdem
(60,836 posts)vercetti2021
(10,481 posts)Hands down
duforsure
(11,885 posts)NNadir
(37,535 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)Great one!
onecent
(6,096 posts)JohnnyRingo
(20,636 posts)Something this hilarious will spread like... well, like a virus. Borowitz is kicking himself in the ass for not writing this one.
I wish I'd thought of it. Thanx for sharing.
lastlib
(27,790 posts)Awsi Dooger
(14,565 posts)Never mind. The controversy that never ends on racing forums.
