We have a small window....can we figure out a way to

[Ferrets are Cool]

keep the orange shitstain from re-entering the U.S. after this stupid ass meeting in Singapore?
Or better yet, let's quickly find him guilty of treason and deter the plane directly to Guantanamo Bay.
A man can dream, right?

[bucolic_frolic]

1. You're onto something - all these trade wars, dissing our best allies

is he going to close the borders?

[dameatball]

2. Maybe just tell him his Nobel prize is there waiting to be picked up.

[Ferrets are Cool]

3. LOL

[TreasonousBastard]

4. As a bizarre aside-- do you know about Ghouliani's obsession with ferrets?

Major news in the city at the time. Better than his war on windshield washers.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/wild_things/2014/06/04/ferret_legalization_in_new_york_rudy_giuliani_s_anti_weasel_rant_video.html

In June 1999, prompted by the Giuliani administration, the New York City Board of Health voted to include ferrets on its comically elaborate list of banned creatures, where they joined polar bears, venomous centipedes, zebras, and “all non-human primates.” New York City had already disallowed ferrets in 1959, and Giuliani’s administration had fought off legal challenges to that ban, but that evidently wasn’t enough. These weasels pose a special danger to children, the city reasoned, saying their attacks on infants and other people were “notorious for their severity and capriciousness.”

About a month later, a caller phoned in to Mayor Giuliani’s radio show on behalf of a pro-ferret organization that sought to legalize keeping the critters as pets. Giuliani hung up on the man, but that didn’t stop him from launching into an unhinged, now-famous tirade, decrying the man’s “excessive concern with little weasels” with characteristic deafness to irony. In 2007, Rob Donnelly charmingly animated the screed for Slate, and its glory has not faded:

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[Ferrets are Cool]

5. Yes, thank you for the reminder...

I loathe the man.