All i can say about these horrific times we find ourselves in

[rownesheck]

is that once this boil on America's ass is lanced, beer industry stock is going to plummet just based on the piles of money i won't be spending on their products anymore. Come on liver, stay with me! Breathe! You're gonna make it! I need you buddy!

[dameatball]

1. If we can clone an entire sheep, why the hell can't we clone livers?????

[Zambero]

2. Once said posterior abscess heals over, tequila stocks will also plummet

Jimmy Buffett has nothing on me!

[dameatball]

3. Not to mention the cost of limes.

[Phoenix61]

4. I'm right there with you

There's a local pub that is going to have to adjust its orders.

[tparrett62]

5. Same here

On top of the insane Trump shit for the past, what is it, 10 years- at least it seems like it- 2 1/2 years ago, my 85 year old inlaws- both of them- moved in with my wife and I. Alzheimer's and other assorted health issues left them unable to live alone, and being a sucker, I agreed with my wife that a nursing home wasn't the place for them. We renovated our house, drove them up from Florida, and 30 months later, here we are.

Between Trump and the inlaws, it's a wonder I even have a liver anymore.

[smirkymonkey]

6. Are there any stats on liquor/wine/beer sales since Trump took office?

I know mental health professionals have been experiencing quite a boom.

[CTyankee]

7. I don't want to even "think" about my liver right now....I've probably hit a wall...