I wonder what Malania got her husband for his birthday??

[a kennedy]

He didn’t get her anything for her birthday and called her the wrong name didn’t he?? Or am I nuts??

[AnnieBW]

1. Divorce Papers?

That would serve him right!

[unblock]

8. "serve". lol

[Wellstone ruled]

10. I thnk those have already been served.

Some one posted a story over a year ago,about Melania being paid for public appearances with Trump. She married into this Mob.

[lame54]

16. That would be HER gift

[mnhtnbb]

2. Two scoops of hemlock ice cream?

[BigmanPigman]

6. You read my mind!

[SCantiGOP]

3. I think he said he got her a card

Probably a $75 VISA gift card.

[cynatnite]

4. He'd still act like Dudley Dursley...

[marylandblue]

5. A rubber pussy

[Power 2 the People]

7. Mrs. Drumpf

[Cartoonist]

14. A song of puberty

New pair of roller skates = boobs
Brand new key = hard-on

[Marie Marie]

9. What I HOPE she got him:

Happy Birthday Dahling, I want a divorce. From now on, you can speak to my attorney, Michael Avenatti.

[fierywoman]

15. (You read my mind!)

[Marie Marie]

17. Great minds think alike and,

I like your DU name.

[fierywoman]

19. Ha-ha-love it! My name's 'cuz astrologically I have 5 (out of 10) planets in fire signs....

[Greybnk48]

11. Same thing as last year, but in a bigger box?

Sorry for the crudeness. It's an old, sexist, joke from the 60's. Couldn't resist (and I'm a girl). BTW: I can't stand Melanie.

[edbermac]

12. Probably something that inflates.

[WhiteTara]

13. She sent him some papers to sign

with his big black marker. Divorce

[Power 2 the People]

18. LOL

Would love to see him humiliated publicly like he does to others.

[justgamma]

20. My guess

an autographed picture of her posing in the nude and a note saying "You can't touch this."

[sarcasmo]

21. Ivanka.