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MineralMan

(146,313 posts)
Fri Jun 15, 2018, 10:00 AM Jun 2018

Here's a Bible Verse for Jeff Sessions, since he's so enamored of that book:

These are recorded as being the words of Jesus, himself. Sessions quoted Paul, from his letter to the Romans. Here's what Jesus is supposed to have said, from Matthew 18:

1At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven? 2And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, 3And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. 4Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. 5And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me. 6But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.


Taking infants and children from their parents? That's offensive to those children, you rat-faced little Keebler elf!
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Here's a Bible Verse for Jeff Sessions, since he's so enamored of that book: (Original Post) MineralMan Jun 2018 OP
From AG Holder Gothmog Jun 2018 #1
The most appropriate one is: "Jesus wept." Funtatlaguy Jun 2018 #2
It's pretty clear to me Crutchez_CuiBono Jun 2018 #3
What about polygamy? Right from the get go in genesis . Can we argue for legality if wanted? lunasun Jun 2018 #4
You can find support for almost anything in the Bible, somewhere. MineralMan Jun 2018 #5
Including murder .....maybe they will just start smiting the children or sacrifice if they think it lunasun Jun 2018 #9
Why bacon nt bornfree17 Jun 2018 #7
Why no meat on Friday for Catholics during lent? Even wierder. The pork thing could be lunasun Jun 2018 #10
It's pig. Igel Jun 2018 #11
Sessions retorts 'These kids do NOT believe in me (ie Jesus), THUS VERSE DOESN'T APPLY bobbieinok Jun 2018 #6
Here are a couple: Dulcinea Jun 2018 #8
Others also say Igel Jun 2018 #12
The last time a read that verse rsdsharp Jun 2018 #13

Funtatlaguy

(10,877 posts)
2. The most appropriate one is: "Jesus wept."
Fri Jun 15, 2018, 10:02 AM
Jun 2018

If he was ever going to return to fix the world in crisis, now would be a good time.

Crutchez_CuiBono

(7,725 posts)
3. It's pretty clear to me
Fri Jun 15, 2018, 10:12 AM
Jun 2018

that religion just isn't panning out. These people absolutely ignore most things in the bible, and hang their hat on a handful of things that allow them to be judgmental, and ugly. The bible that was "edited" by Constantine. It's a sword and a shield. When I was young it was such a safe spot in times of trouble. Now, as I'm much older, I find my family and friends and education through reading books, provides the same comfort...TANGIBLY. We are all going to die. I want to meet my maker (if that's what happens) w a clean conscience knowing I helped til it hurt, as much as I could, and I put faith in the fact that THAT is really the message of Jesus.
The new message from evangelicals seems to be..."Nobody can be like jesus, except jesus", when confronted w their ugly behavior. This coming from the same people who bludgeon you with the bible for not being like Jesus. This new prosperity bible clap-trap, is really an awful offshoot, and is geared directly at tv preachers who want your money.

lunasun

(21,646 posts)
4. What about polygamy? Right from the get go in genesis . Can we argue for legality if wanted?
Fri Jun 15, 2018, 10:16 AM
Jun 2018

Lamech in Genesis 4:19: “Lamech married two women.” Several prominent men in the Old Testament were polygamists. Abraham, Jacob, David, Solomon, and others all had multiple wives. Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines (essentially wives of a lower status), according to 1 Kings 11:3.
Will the concubines be considered dependnts at tax time?

This book should have no value in government discourse and it is all pick and choose for more insult on top of it

lunasun

(21,646 posts)
9. Including murder .....maybe they will just start smiting the children or sacrifice if they think it
Fri Jun 15, 2018, 10:28 AM
Jun 2018

pleases thier almighty . Where does this bible stuff and governing split now ?

lunasun

(21,646 posts)
10. Why no meat on Friday for Catholics during lent? Even wierder. The pork thing could be
Fri Jun 15, 2018, 10:37 AM
Jun 2018

related to trichinosis, but that would be science /medicine issues not religionous edict
The no meat on one day I don't get at all. Fasting is healthy but again not for religion just for health .

Igel

(35,310 posts)
11. It's pig.
Fri Jun 15, 2018, 10:47 AM
Jun 2018

Pig meat's unclean.

They got the "Sunday" bit wrong in that post, too, but you can't expect them to know anything about Judaism or that the day of rest referred to even by the apostles would have been what we call "Saturday." That would require awareness. Gotta have low standards for cross-cultural and cross-religious awareness, after all. It's the attitude that counts.

And there are Xians who are sabbatarians, eschew pork and shellfish, and think that adultery is wrong. Many of them also consider jail to be misguided, since it helps precious few; the wronged are still left wronged, and those who did wrong hurt society more by being a weight to them and just sitting around deprived of their liberty.

bobbieinok

(12,858 posts)
6. Sessions retorts 'These kids do NOT believe in me (ie Jesus), THUS VERSE DOESN'T APPLY
Fri Jun 15, 2018, 10:22 AM
Jun 2018

And we know they don't believe because? Well, just look at who they are!! Brown, family bad, illegal.

Dulcinea

(6,631 posts)
8. Here are a couple:
Fri Jun 15, 2018, 10:23 AM
Jun 2018
Deuteronomy 10: 19 You shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.

Leviticus 19:34 The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.

Put that in your pipe & smoke it, Jefferson Beauregard.

Igel

(35,310 posts)
12. Others also say
Fri Jun 15, 2018, 10:52 AM
Jun 2018

there's one law for both stranger and Israelite. Both were to keep the Sabbath; both were to observe the same religious law, in part. But the strangers were not subject to certain rules; they also didn't benefit from certain things. There was a distinction drawn.

It says not to oppress the stranger (it also says not to oppress one's brother, but that worked out badly). That had a rather specific meaning in context. But strangers, unless they intermarried, were prohibited from owning land.

"Strangers" were also a bit different then. Now many migrate to get stuff--better treatment, better living conditions, better jobs, more rights. In 1000 BC, migration meant being cut off from your tribe, your clan, your kin, your family, your language and your culture. Those were the guarantors of your rights and often your support network. So a stranger was either a merchant, and probably transient; or truly destitute, with no kin and no expectation of anything but poverty. When you see special protections for a group, when you see something listed as prohibited, the one thing you can assume is that the group needed special protections and the prohibited thing was common and considered deleterious by those in charge of the official cult.

rsdsharp

(9,180 posts)
13. The last time a read that verse
Fri Jun 15, 2018, 11:40 AM
Jun 2018

was in a Christmas card sent to me by the local head of Operation Rescue. She was serving 37 days in jail at the time for contempt for violating an injunction I had obtained on behalf of Planned Parenthood.

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