Any word on how the conservative job fair promoted by Twitler went?

[muntrv]

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/392223-white-house-looking-for-candidates-at-conservative-job-fair-report

[dameatball]

1. I heard they gave out a free tiki torch to the first 100 applicants. They have 93 left.

[Ohiogal]

4. Whatever happened to

the "best people" Dumpy claimed to know? "I know the BEST PEOPLE!"

Besides the fact that most of them are either under indictment or in jail .....

[wcmagumba]

2. and a free pointy hat...

[Ohiogal]

3. I'll bet none of the jobs pay a living wage

nor provide health insurance!

[lagomorph777]

5. Did Pruitt's wife and daughter attend?

Oh I forgot, Scotty beamed them some help.

[gratuitous]

6. You really want that on your resume?

"Let's see, your references check out, you've got good skills, but there's this gap in your employment history. Can you tell me about that?"

"Oh, heh, heh. A little embarrassing . . ."

"Well, I'm ready to hire you; is there a problem?"

"Euhhhh, well, see, I was, uhm . . . I was in jail for eight months."

"Oh! For embezzlement or extortion?"

"No, no! Nothing like that."

[Begins googling] "Wait; weren't you in the White House, working for the Trump administration?"

"What?! NO!"

"Yeah, I'm sure this is you. A photo and everything. Assistant deputy to the deputy assistant blahblahblah."

"No, hand to God, I was in jail!"

[DFW]

7. They'll just send a bus up to Fox Noise

Bring down their staff, and pick the ones they want (this week)