Young Trump staffers are complaining they can't date in DC because everyone hates them

[Demovictory9]

Young Trump administration staffers are having a hard time dating in Washington — one of the most Democratic cities in the country — according to a new Politico feature.

Both current and former staffers say they're often berated by prospective dates online, or simply denied when someone finds out where they work or that they voted for the president.

"You do the small-talk thing, and you have a very good conversation, and then they might say, 'You didn't vote for Trump, right?'" one 31-year-old female administration official told Politico. "As soon as I say, 'Of course I did,' it just devolves into all-caps 'HOW COULD YOU BE SUCH A RACIST AND A BIGOT?' And 'You're going to take away your own birth control.'"


In one recent online exchange, a potential date asked her, "Do you rip babies from their mothers and then send them to Mexico?"

Another match on an dating app told her, "Thanks but no thanks. Just Googled you and it said you were a mouthpiece for the Trump administration. Go f--- yourself."

Many young staffers have turned inward — dating exclusively within the administration.
https://www.sfgate.com/technology/businessinsider/article/Young-Trump-staffers-are-complaining-that-they-13017517.php

[hatrack]

1. Crying here. Really, just weeping . . .

With laughter.

[Roland99]

58. Sending them my thoughts and prayers

[peggysue2]

80. Good!

Means they won't reproduce.

[bdamomma]

2. Too fucking bad

lay down with dogs you wake up with fleas!!

[Ferrets are Cool]

3. Now where did I put that very tiny violin? nt

[3catwoman3]

33. Here it is...

...with a little orchestral backup -

[Ferrets are Cool]

38. LOL

[orleans]

54. nice... lol n/t

[wellst0nev0ter]

84. Whomp Whomp

fuggem.

[Leghorn21]

4. Haw, haw, and they keep getting run out of Mexican restaurants, too!!

fuck the lot of you, for real

[lagomorph777]

73. What is it with these twits and the Mexican food?

They eat Mexican food when they go out, and eat Mexican children at home?

[yortsed snacilbuper]

5. Many young staffers have turned inward -- dating exclusively within the administration.

inbreeding?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. Has the Donald offered to date them?

[roamer65]

12. More like incest.

[DeminPennswoods]

35. Let the inbreeding and incest commence!

[hatrack]

89. Incest, incel, whatever . . .

[lunatica]

45. Incest

No one else will touch them.

[orleans]

55. lol! first thought that came to my mind! LOL! n/t

[lunasun]

6. They have cooties. Eeww Worse is trump stupid or trump greed for brains . Who would?

[struggle4progress]

7. "I am a very fine person, and yet everybody hates me for being a white nationalist pigfucker!"

[RandomAccess]

8. Elections have consequences -- and who you choose to work for too

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

9. Awwwwww

[roamer65]

10. They should fake being interested and then stand them up.

Make it cost them money.

My first dating question for last year has been are you a Dump lover. If so...take a hike.

[Elwood P Dowd]

15. Take 'em to a gay night club

then excuse yourself for a bathroom trip and not come back.

[roamer65]

20. ..

[NRaleighLiberal]

13. Is there a deploradate.com for them?

[lagomorph777]

74. assholesonly.com

[milestogo]

91. AssholesOnly.COM is for sale

Buy Now: $2895
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Take Immediate ownership
Transfer the domain to the Registrar of your choosing

https://www.hugedomains.com/domain_profile.cfm?d=assholesonly&e=com

They better snatch this up before somebody else does.

[JHB]

14. Maybe they should ship in migrant dates.

Trump Escort service fees apply, based on percentage vote for Trump in their home district.

[Johnny2X2X]

16. Trump Escort Services

Don’t they know that their boss has a chain of massage parlors and escort services? I’m sure he’d give them 10% off for some quality time with a trafficked girl.

[Freethinker65]

17. Hahaha. Date each other.

[liberalmuse]

18. It's hard to wash off the stink of Trump now.

And it is definitely going to be harder. I can't say I feel bad for these people or blame those who want nothing to do with them.

[oasis]

19. You're breaking my heart.

not.

[lame54]

21. The solution is simple...

They can go fuck themselves

[lunatica]

47. Well they already have that bending over part down pat

How hard could it be?

[SCantiGOP]

50. Change your name, lame54

That was not a lame comment.

[OilemFirchen]

79. ...

[lpbk2713]

22. Qui cum canibus concumbunt cum pulicibus surgent.

BWAHAHAHA

[struggle4progress]

70. Rough translation: "When you French-kiss rabid raccoons, you walk away with rabies"

[Solly Mack]

23. No one loves diarrhea

[Cha]

24. Good to know.. ewww.

[Different Drummer]

25. I feel for them. I really do.

Nah...I'm lying.

[captain queeg]

26. Wa Wa

[yonder]

27. Womp Womp

[AwakeAtLast]

28. Let me be the first

WOMP WOMP!

[yonder]

87. nice combo, all together now 26, 27 & 28:

'Three brothers/sisters agree, to send our WA-WOMP's to ye'.

[AwakeAtLast]

90. Yes it is!

[bitterross]

29. Good, maybe they'll never be able to breed then.

I would hate for them to have offspring who they can make racist, misogynistic, xenophobes.

[Blue_true]

41. Or they will inbreed and keep their nastiness among themselves. nt

[smirkymonkey]

30. What did they expect?

That a liberal town like DC was going to welcome them with open arms? Fucking idiots!

[ck4829]

31. "Ergh, if only I didn't support science denialism, then maybe I'd have a sex bot right about now"

[Stallion]

32. Surprised They Don't Troll Shopping Malls on Friday Night

[dalton99a]

34. Hopefully they'll die off without progeny.

[Tarc]

36. "Many young staffers have turned inward -- dating exclusively within the administration."

Incest has never been seen as a bad thing in conservative circles, so...

[ck4829]

39. LOL. The Hills Have Eyes

[keithbvadu2]

46. Ask super Christian Josh Duggar.

[Blue_true]

37. Date each other, losers. Don't spread your evil seed to honest people. nt

[DeminPennswoods]

40. Chris Hayes helpfully outed the bar where they

(Rebellion, a southern-themed bar north near U Street) all hang out, too.

[JohnnyRingo]

42. Go figure.

I suppose that's everyone else's fault that they have a repulsive sense of social mores.

[MarianJack]

43. Poor babies,...

...but on the positive side, if they can't date, than they can't reproduce. Thank God and WOMP WOMP!

PEACE!

[MrScorpio]

44. I bet that all the military guys won't have a problem though

The Ladies of DC always had a soft spot in their hearts for the men in uniform.

I’m sure that THAT hasn’t changed

[keithbvadu2]

48. Dating Site For Trump Supporters

http://bipartisanreports.com/2018/02/17/dating-site-for-trump-supporters-launches-it-couldnt-be-more-pathetic/
..............

Dating Site For Trump Supporters

http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/05/make-dating-great-again-dating-site-for-trump-supporters-officially-launches/?utm_source=site-share

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(They don’t care if you’re married or not)

Some reports have also noted that, once a person gets past the initial sign-up page, he or she can choose "happily married" or "unhappily married" as a status before finalizing a profile and meeting new potential dates.

http://www.wral.com/nc-couple-pitching-trump-dating-site/17354987/

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A dating website promising to match pro-Trump supporters has removed the main photograph from its homepage after local media identified one of the people portrayed in the image as a North Carolina conservative activist who has a child sex conviction.

http://www.newsweek.com/face-trump-dating-site-dropped-child-sex-conviction-812484

Nice MAGA hats!

[alwaysinasnit]

49. Maybe they should get together with the Incels

[ck4829]

53. LOL, I can see the arguments now...

"Come on, all you wanna do is go on an uprising against the Chads and Stacys, I want to put all the Muslims, liberals, and immigrants in camps, why don't you wanna do my thing every once in a while?"

[JustAnotherGen]

51. Ewwww

[sheshe2]

57. Truth!

[JustAnotherGen]

59. Hey! They are being cry babies?

I'm going to be immature!

[sheshe2]

71. Cool!

I am with ya~

[WestIndianArchie]

52. good

they're animals and shouldn't be allowed to reproduce

[thewhollytoast]

56. OK, I'll pile on. Poor, poor, little things. What did they think they were getting themselve's into?

Toast

[Liberty Belle]

60. Good. Anyone that evil and stupid doesn't need to be breeding.

Glad these women are helping to preserve sanity and compassion in the gene pool.

[Alwaysna]

61. I think Stephen

Miller is single!

[lagomorph777]

75. Stephen "Gerbil Goebbels" Miller? - but he's such a hottie!

[47of74]

62. They made their fucking bed. Well now it's time to lie in the goddamn thing.

[sheshe2]

63. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeu!

Seriously. Why would any self respecting Democratic woman/ any woman in their right mind want to date a man that supports as self proclaimed pussy grabber, a woman shamer, an adulterer,a wife beater, a homophobic asshole that does not know the truth if it bit him in the ass. Oh, he wants to sleep with his daughter as well. Endearing qualities? I think not.

[Doitnow]

64. Lie down with dogs and you get fleas!!!! Duh!!!

[George II]

65. Awww....I'm sure they can find many "willing" partners in Alabama or maybe even Moscow!

[SunSeeker]

66. Conservatives are crude, selfish, unimaginative lovers.

Their problem getting dates didn't start with Trump (although it certainly got worse). That'd be one of the reasons they are so fixated on money. That's the only way they can get a woman.

[RockRaven]

67. Trump staffers are admitting a causal relationship between working for Trump and being an incel...

Not really a surprise, except for those of us who thought the causal arrow went the other way around. Whatever, maybe it goes both directions.

[dentair152]

68. Whomp, Whomp

[Geechie]

69. Boo.

Fucking. Hoo.

[lagomorph777]

72. Turning inward - with all the nepotism, that's incest.

And it explains how trumpies happen in the first place.

I'm glad they are suffering. These monsters must be prevented from reproducing.

[Dan]

76. They have my

Thoughts and prayers.

[Gothmog]

77. These idiots are hateful idiots

People do not want to date stupid people

[LuvLoogie]

78. Has anyone seen my Fucks?....

[thewhollytoast]

81. Perhaps, your "fucks" might be found between the Senate Leader and his liddle buddy.

Lindsey. Sometimes, crushes his phone on purpose. Two make a point. But, Mitch said, "He will be a one term President."

You have no way home.

[LuvLoogie]

86. That's some fortune cookie...

[Hekate]

82. Well if you work in a sewer, you can't wash the stink off. Valuable life lesson for the little shits

[RandySF]

83. They can watch Stormy Daniels videos.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

85. Proud of my birthplace!

[Martin Eden]

88. "dating exclusively within the administration"

I hope they don't reproduce.