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If I win Lottomax tomorrow, it'd be free DNA tests for racists.... (Original Post) donkeypoofed Jun 2018 OP
After doing some research I informed my racist family members that our great great grandmother njhoneybadger Jun 2018 #1
They would refuse to believe it. Mariana Jun 2018 #2
Very few white people are mixed race. LeftInTX Jun 2018 #3

njhoneybadger

(3,910 posts)
1. After doing some research I informed my racist family members that our great great grandmother
Thu Jun 28, 2018, 12:06 AM
Jun 2018

Was probably black. which is true, their eyes glazed over and they just stared away in disbelief. It was priceless
Needless to say they never mention it.

Mariana

(14,849 posts)
2. They would refuse to believe it.
Thu Jun 28, 2018, 12:18 AM
Jun 2018

"They must have mixed up my results with someone else's!"
"My sample must have been contaminated!"
"I bet they don't even really test, they just print up a random report and send it!"

And so on.

LeftInTX

(24,560 posts)
3. Very few white people are mixed race.
Thu Jun 28, 2018, 02:33 AM
Jun 2018

Sure, there is always 1% rogue DNA, but it is from long term human migration and not from relations with another race.

I'm 1% Native American, yet I'm not....it's just a NW European, Scandinavian, Siberian thing.

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