Wed Jun 27, 2018, 11:53 PM

If I win Lottomax tomorrow, it'd be free DNA tests for racists....

So that it can be proven that about 75-85% of them are of mixed race !! OMG that would be hysterical!!

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If I win Lottomax tomorrow, it'd be free DNA tests for racists.... (Original post)	donkeypoofed	Jun 2018	OP
After doing some research I informed my racist family members that our great great grandmother	njhoneybadger	Jun 2018	#1
They would refuse to believe it.	Mariana	Jun 2018	#2
Very few white people are mixed race.	LeftInTX	Jun 2018	#3

Response to donkeypoofed (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 12:06 AM

njhoneybadger (3,903 posts)

1. After doing some research I informed my racist family members that our great great grandmother

Was probably black.

which is true, their eyes glazed over and they just stared away in disbelief. It was priceless

Needless to say they never mention it.

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Thu Jun 28, 2018, 12:18 AM

Mariana (14,591 posts)

2. They would refuse to believe it.

"They must have mixed up my results with someone else's!"
"My sample must have been contaminated!"
"I bet they don't even really test, they just print up a random report and send it!"

And so on.

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Response to donkeypoofed (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 02:33 AM

LeftInTX (21,868 posts)

3. Very few white people are mixed race.

Sure, there is always 1% rogue DNA, but it is from long term human migration and not from relations with another race.

I'm 1% Native American, yet I'm not....it's just a NW European, Scandinavian, Siberian thing.

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