In case you were wondering which is the best way to escape from the RCMP ...

[sl8]

... scratch "across a suspended ceiling" off your list.

From https://www.narcity.com/ca/ab/edmonton/news/a-woman-trying-to-evade-police-fell-through-a-ceiling-and-the-footage-is-unreal-video

A Woman Trying To Evade Police Fell Through A Ceiling And The Footage Is Unreal (Video)

This Edmonton woman went all out to avoid the RCMP.

James Gaughan · 1 day ago

A lot of people will do almost anything to avoid being arrested by the police. They panic and instead of just giving themselves up decide they should try to hide or make a run for it.

A woman in Edmonton took it to another level though earlier this week when she tried to hide in a ceiling to avoid arrest.

Unfortunately it couldn’t hold her weight and she wound up crashing through it and onto the floor in an unreal video.

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More at link.

[asiliveandbreathe]

1. Sarah 3 names, is that you!!!!!

[MariaCSR]

2. RCMP is the Canadian version of the FBI, right?

[nycbos]

4. Yeah I think so

[Hekate]

8. Royal Canadian Mounted Police: they have horses, and that's all I know.

[Brother Buzz]

12. That, and sing about lumberjacks wearing women's clothing

[Hekate]

13. Hehe

[guillaumeb]

11. The RCMP is a federal-level police force.

As opposed to the provincial police.

[ret5hd]

3. Well...damn. Guess that saved me a lotta trouble this weekend.

[lpbk2713]

5. They must be Canadian freepers.

They're not too bright.

[DavidDvorkin]

6. It works in the movies!

I guess I'm thinking of crawling through the ventilation ducts. That's what works in the movies.

[johnp3907]

7. Horn swoop me bungo pony, dogsled on ice.

[Princess Turandot]

9. Her sidekick's move to physically shove her at the police officers in an attempt...

to make his own escape was a nice touch as well!

[Leghorn21]

10. YES, what a hero, what a guy!! Fuggin hilarious!! eom